This lot should probably just stick to painting on canvas.
23 Pieces Of Graffiti That Definitely Weren't Done By Banksy
The Joke About A Chicken Crossing The Road Is Way Better Than You Thought It Was
Mind BLOWN.
You've heard this joke a million times since you were six.
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But have you ever thought about... the double meaning of the punchline?
It's not just an anti-joke, which means a joke that has a setup but no real punchline.
It's a play on words: "Other side" refers to the literal other side of the road, but it also is a common euphemism for heaven.
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23 GIFs That'll Make You Question Your Entire Existence
WARNING: There’s some weirdness coming your way.
Emma Watson morphing into Sofia Vergara.
Submitted by @SpencerAlthouse.
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This hamster spitting out AN EYE.
Submitted by @roxtarrrr.
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This water bottle illusion f@#k.
Submitted by @jamesparrrker.
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The Definitive Ranking Of Movie Makeovers
Cue the dressing room montage.
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Drive Me Crazy (1999)
The Plot: When two neighbors in high school get dumped, they decide to use each other to make their exes jealous.
The Makeover: This movie's idea of a "makeover" is a quick trip to the mall and having Melissa Joan Hart give Adrian Grenier vague tips on how to be a preppy douche. This movie is actually one of the best things about the '90s.
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The 5 Stages Of Indecisiveness
Ozzy the weasel fully understands your struggle. (H/T Tastefully Offensive)
Stage 1: "What Are My Options Here?"
Stage 2: "OH MAN, EVERYTHING SEEMS LIKE A GREAT CHOICE."
Stage 3: "I Gotta Make The Rounds One More Time."
Stage 4: "Let Me Just Freakin' Pick One And Get This Over With."
Sleeve Hamsters Are A Strange Trend In Japan That Is Exactly What It Sounds Like
9 Feature Stories You Can't Miss This Week: Confederates, Climbers, Killers, And Conspiracies
This week for BuzzFeed News, David Kushner chronicles the meandering, mysterious tale of Matt DeHart. Read that and these other great stories from BuzzFeed News and around the web.
"I Might Have Some Sensitive Files" — BuzzFeed News
The government says Matt DeHart is an online child predator. He says that’s a ruse created because he discovered shocking CIA secrets and claims he was tortured by federal agents. The only thing that’s clear is that he’s in deep trouble. Read it at BuzzFeed News.
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The Killer in the Blue Dress — GQ
A must-read, 2002 piece by Robert Draper about none other than Robert Durst, written in the aftermath of Durst's arrest for the murder and dismemberment of Morris Black. "What would compel a millionaire to viciously kill a featherweight senior citizen?" Read it at GQ.
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How a Rumor Sent a Teen to Prison for Murder in Vegas — The Intercept
Jordan Smith investigates the twisted case of a homeless man who was found killed and castrated behind a Las Vegas dumpster in 2001, and how a 19-year-old woman ended up convicted for murdering him. Did a deeply flawed investigation send an innocent woman to prison? Read it at The Intercept.
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A Black Girl’s History with Southern Frat Racism — BuzzFeed Ideas
Tracy Clayton was one of few black students at a small college in Kentucky in the early 2000s. Every day, she was reminded just how unwelcome she was there. Read it at BuzzFeed Ideas.
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Two Truths And A Lie: Ryan Gosling Edition
Hey girl, think you can spot which of these movie facts are actually lies?
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21 Signs You're Not The Favourite Child As Illustrated By The Kardashians
You just can’t keep up.
You're constantly being compared to your sibling.
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And every conversation with your parents involves some mention of how much of an angel they are.
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Or how they always listen and can do no wrong.
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You've often been told you could learn a lot from them.
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This Mother Pole Dancing With Her Baby Strapped To Her Back Is Everything Right Now
Not your average pole dancing routine!
Ashley Wright performed a routine with her baby Shannon securely strapped to her back, set to "The Circle of Life," of course. It is so stunningly beautiful.
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Ashley is a blogger and activist who promotes attachment parenting.
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She made sure to protect Shannon's neck during the performance, and wrapped her head so it would remain stable.
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She also has a video on her blog where she pole danced while pregnant with Shannon, so the little girl has been a pro since before she was born.
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55 Things Only ’80s Boys Can Understand
And yes, of course, this is also something many ’80s girls can understand too.
The feeling of anticipation you got whenever you had to make decisions in a Choose Your Own Adventure book.
Let's be honest, you flipped to each option to ensure an optimal outcome.
Not being able to resist the urge to yell out "I have the power" whenever Prince Adam transformed into He-Man on He-Man and the Masters of the Universe...
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22 Majestically Nerdy Science Puns
“I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.”
This supplemental cafe:
On chilling out:
On love triangles:
This cool dude:
What Meme Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
A meme is a wish your heart makes.
These Photos Prove Exactly How Much Real Estate Photos Matter
Because no one is going to pay $2,000 a month to live in your overexposed and out-of-focus apartment.
If you've ever looked for a house or apartment online, you're probably aware that many real estate photos are really awful.
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And whether you're trying to find a place or you're listing a place, the experience is usually super discouraging.
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The 34 Most Delicious Things You Can Do To Potatoes
The potato is humble, but it is also mighty.
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Get some oven fries drunk on beer and cover them with chili and cheese.
Recipe: Beer-Soaked Chili Cheese Fries
Bake potato slices and tuck them into the middle of a glorious grilled cheese sandwich.
Recipe: Baked Potato Grilled Cheese
Mash potatoes into creamy, buttery perfection.
Recipe: Swirly Creamy Mashed Potatoes
It truly does not get better than this.
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These Two Sheepdog Sisters Will Instantly Brighten Your Day
Literally nothing better than fluffy dogs in beautiful places.
It's time for you to meet Sophie and Sarah, adorable sisters from the Netherlands.
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They're two wild and crazy gals, living life on the wild side.
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They're ~technically~ from different litters but they consider themselves sister just the same.
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Sophie always has the coolest of rides.
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21 Tees That Definitely Understand Your Priorities This Weekend
21 Style Rules That'll Help Any Guy Look Taller
Because height ain’t nothin’ but a number.
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The easiest way to gain an inch? Stand up straight!
Go for a skinnier tie.
Skinnier ties draw the eye up and down the body, making you seem taller than you are.
Dress monochromatically.
Do what Martin Freeman (5' 6", for the record) does, and wear one pattern, or one color family all over. It'll avoid breaking the body line.
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13 Hilarious Ebook Covers You Need To See Right Now
Kindle Cover Disasters is the terrible ebook cover Tumblr you’ve been dreaming about. Judging a book by its cover has never been so fun.
This cover's excellent use of the Papyrus font.
This kitten who has definitely ~seen some things~.
The WordArt you didn't know you were missing.
Flames and a bear and an eagle. Oh my.
If "Pretty Little Liars" Star Ian Harding Terrorized Your Office As "A"
Spoiler: It’d be creepy as hell.
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We all know "A" is insane as hell in the creepy town of Rosewood. But if "A" existed in real life, we're pretty sure they'd straight-up terrorize your office, school, and entire existence in general.
Pretty Little Liars star Ian Harding stopped by BuzzFeed New York to chat all about the mega-popular series, and because this is BuzzFeed and we like to have fun, he took over the office as the character we all love to hate. Here's what went down.
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