♫ Don’t tell me what to do! ♫
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♫ Don’t tell me what to do! ♫
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I do… believe I’ll take a nap right now.
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1. I'm engaged!
2. Oh god. I'm engaged.
3. This means a wedding.
4. Which means wedding PLANNING. PLANS! I hate them!
5. Wait, hold up, let me brag about this on Facebook one sec.
6. Teehee.
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From wacky to wonderful!
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You’ve had a long week, you deserve this. Enjoy.
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Something in this post should make you yell “YAAASS!” What will it be?
Pure joy.
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There’s so much more to the city of blues and Kanye that everyone needs to know about.
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The video leaked online Saturday, which marked the singer’s seventh anniversary of marriage to Jay Z. It’s a Tidal.com exclusive.
The video is available on Tidal.com, but it was also leaked to YouTube.
IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
Welcome home.
"One big thing about moving into somebody else's house or apartment is that the space is now both of yours," couples therapist and author Lori Gottlieb tells BuzzFeed Life. "And there's a big difference between what feels like home for two people." You might have different ideas about sleep hours, keeping the lights on when you leave the house or watching TV during dinner. Set up a game plan before you move so that you both have some control going into it.
Would they like to add a shelf to display their most prized possessions? Is there a piece of artwork that is important to them? "Moving in together is a metaphor," New York-based individual and couples therapist Irina Firstein, LCSW, tells BuzzFeed Life. "The more you let that person into your space, the more you are opening up your life to them."
"You want the person moving in to feel like they have joint ownership of the space," Firstein says.
Moving in with just a suitcase and a few odds and ends might feel like you're just passing through. "Bring over everything you'd like to keep, and you can both decide what fits where and if something is worth replacing," Firstein says.
Queer Patterns: When your mom checked the Netflix history.
Movies with a strong female lead, amirite?
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What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
My dog.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
A bourbon or rye. Elijah Craig is a perennial favorite.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
You know. Two word combo.
What's the last thing you searched for on Google?
Tracy Walter.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My grandmother.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I accidentally texted a person I hardly knew thinking I was texting a close friend with whom I use very specific and strange language that might even resemble some type of code to the un-initiated eye. Naturally, I ignored the situation and pretended it never happened.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
I saw Race at the Kirk Douglas in LA.
What TV Show should everyone be watching?
Dodgers Baseball.
What is your TV guilty pleasure?
Far too much Dodgers baseball.
What's the first CD you bought?
Nevermind by Nirvana.
What's the one food you cannot resist?
Anything pork.
What music are you currently listening to?
Future Islands. Always CCR.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Punch Drunk Love. Philip Seymour Hoffman.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Sleep deprivation.
What's your favorite day of the year?
Opening Day is pretty great.
What was your first online screen name?
andjwest.
What's your favorite emoji?
The one that looks like a surprised alien.
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies.
New York or Los Angeles?
Los Angeles.
Comedy or drama?
Tragicomedy
Bacon or nutella?
Bacon
Coffee or Tea?
Coffee
80's or 90's?
80s
Britney or Christina?
Hmm...
NSYNC or BSB:
NKOTB
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Hmmm...
And finally: tell us a secret.
I know very little about Britney, Christina, Hannah, or Lizzie.
Catch Andrew in Walter, currently in theaters nationwide.
And how to fix them!
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Nothing kills the mood faster than a creaky bed. For metal frames, first remove the mattress and box spring and tighten any loose nuts, bolts, and/or screws, then bust out the WD-40. If you've got a wooden frame, sprinkle talcum or baby powder between the joints to help reduce friction.
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Everyone knows Simba had it going on!
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Demi Lovato went naked, MIA showed us swag, and Solange had the best TBT.
This girl cried while watching the destruction of the field where she used to play pirates with Heather. But she learned to love it again.
(Skip to 45 seconds in.)
"I don't want this to happen Mammy," said Alannah.
"You don't want what to happen?" asked Mammy.
"This," says Alannah, turning her sad eyes upon the ruin of her childhood.
Seriously, what could the adults even want with this field? Probably going to use it for something pointless like food.
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Oh my god, she still loves her field, even if it's turned to horrible muck. Oh Alannah. You're everything that's right in the world.
Hint that you’re a fan of the feline.
Get it here.
Yes they are a bit pricey, but they are utterly perfect. Also did you know that Karl Lagerfeld's cat, Choupette, has her own designer accessory line?
Get it here.
Get it here.
Depends on the stranger, really.
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