Some ladies take Catch Phrase way too seriously.
Ridiculously Competitive Girlfriend
Chocolate Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Snack
Move over Godiva. There's a new luxury chocolatier in town.
Originally created as a thank you gift for clientele of Azature Fine Jewelry, the chocolates are made with a cocoa bean that grows exclusively in the Amazon basin of Bolivia.
You can buy boxes of them on their website in sets of four ($36), nine ($81), or sixteen ($144).
Hat tip to If It's Hip, It's Here.
Blue Diamond - Dark Chocolate, Coffee Beans And Coffee Liquor
Champagne Diamond - Dark Chocolate And Champagne
Injured Turkish Runner Runs Final Lap In Excruciating Pain
Merve Aydin injured herself during the final lap of an 800m heat but still managed to make it to the finish line. This is what the Olympics are all about.
Image by DAVID GRAY / Reuters
Image by DAVID GRAY / Reuters
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Image by Anja Niedringhaus / AP
Danell Leyva Gets Naked Again
This time in a photo shoot for Lifestyle Miami.
This sexy Olympian really likes to get naked.
Via: lifestylemiami.com
Via: lifestylemiami.com
You may remember his ESPN photo shoot.
The Three Most Poetic "Keep Off The Grass" Signs Ever
Is that you, reincarnated Robert Frost? I love grass.
Source: mintyarisato
10 Utterly Bizarre Japanese Commercials
I don't know what some of these are advertising, but they sure as hell caught my attention.
Little Red Riding Hood is cute...wait...
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Oh. Noodles. Oh.
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Um. Ew.
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Great, now that's stuck in my head.
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Conjoined Twins Abby And Brittany Are Getting Their Own TV Show
MOVE ASIDE, HONEY BOO BOO.
Apparently the show will follow the twins "as they prepare to graduate from college and search for a post-grad job."
Via: people.com
And in case you were wondering what anyone who watches that video is wondering, here you go:
The twins have a single body with separate heads and necks, a chest that is wider than normal, two arms and two legs. At birth, they had a rudimentary arm attached to a shoulder blade at the back. The arm was removed, leaving the shoulder blade.
Each of the twins manages one side of their conjoined body. They are effective in cooperatively using their limbs when both hands or both legs are required. By coordinating their efforts, they are able to walk, run, swim, drive, and ride a bicycle normally.
Source: mymultiplesclerosis.co.uk / via: en.wikipedia.org
Old and busted:
OkCupid's Red Hot Ginger Fetishists
The men of OkCupid are burning for the fire-crotch.
Poor redheads. Frat boys mock them. Step-parents beat them. M.I.A. systematically assassinates them. In medieval times, they were believed to be sexually depraved moral degenerates.
And now, online creepers target them for their fiery locks.
There are a lot of people out there who like a nice carrot top — myself included. But if you're online dating and you message someone, you both know that the message-sender finds the message recipient's photos attractive. It's not really necessary to throw in a line about how the recipient has nice tits or beautiful eyes; instead, focus on what component of their written profile was alluring. If you like red hair, wonderful. But you both know she has red hair, so maybe remark on her love of puzzles or her excellent taste in music. "I have a boner for redheads even though we have absolutely nothing else in common and also you're gay" doesn't really cut it:
We don’t match accordding to this site, but I like lesbians too, dig really red hair, have always had a passion for biking. I am deffinately rating you at a 4.8 if they had. Th spot so 5 it is!! Your pretty kool to read about, and I hope to hear from you!
She's a redheaded lesbian. You watch a lot of porn involving redheaded lesbians! Clearly a match made in heaven.
When they're not trying to pick up women who bang women, the men with a taste for ginger tend to make it very clear that they, well, are more than happy to taste the ginger:
How To Blend In At The Beach
The beach can be a dangerous place! Thank you, photographer Wilma Hurskainen , for suggesting one way to stay safe.
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It's important to know how to blend in with snowy pine forests, too. Just in case.
Source: wilmahurskainen.com
Via: reddit.com
This Is Your Art On Drugs
Every day, artist Brian Lewis Saunders would take a different drug and draw his self-portrait. Don't try this at home. For more, visit his website .
Xanax
Source: media.bryanlewissaunders.org / via: bryanlewissaunders.org
Abilify
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Absinth
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Abilify / Xanax / Ativan
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If Wikipedia Article Lengths Corresponded To Historical Importance
…Optimus Prime would be the most important person who ever existed. Which he clearly is.
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Which means I'll never doubt Wikipedia again.
Via: reddit.com
The Picture Within A Picture Within A Picture Photo Chain
Redditors come together to take pictures of themselves with the people who took a picture of themselves and the other people before them. Its hard to explain with words but not with a video and a photo album.
The Photo Album
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Source: i.imgur.com
Source: i.imgur.com
23 Annoying Jaden Smith Faces
He's been practicing in the mirror.
Smith's new video for "Pumped Up Kicks" features the young artist's penchant for smug poses into the camera. Here's a roundup.
Tetris Lamp Reconfigures On The Fly
Soundtrack, sadly, not included.
The geeks over at Firebox are selling this awesome desk lamp. The elusive straight piece serves as the power source and as long as the rest of the pieces are partially touching it or each other, illumination occurs.
Source: youtube.com
Traditional Chinese Art Made With A Nail Gun
Taiwanese artist Chen Chun-Hao is reinventing a millennia-old tradition of art using rather a modern medium.
Source: whiterabbitcollection.org / via: visualnews.com
Source: whiterabbitcollection.org / via: visualnews.com
Source: whiterabbitcollection.org / via: visualnews.com
Source: whiterabbitcollection.org / via: visualnews.com
"Groundhog Day" Explains The Internet
Redditor monster_hugs put this together and it is brilliant.
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How Big Is Infinity?
How big is infinity? Seems like a rhetorical question, right? Everyone knows infinity is infinite, but leave it to the folks at TED to tackle discussing the ins and outs of what this means.
So ... many ... screenshots taken.
Via: theblaze.com
"Dragonball Z" 2013 Movie Teaser
AAAAAAWWWWWW YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAA!
Via: reddit.com
Madonna's Speech In Support Of Pussy Riot
Concert-goers in Moscow got to hear Madonna's opinion on the matter. Because, really, who goes to concerts for music anymore?
"Zero Dark Thirty" Teaser Trailer
The film by Academy Award winning director Kathryn Bigelow focuses on the black ops mission to capture or kill Osama bin Laden, which culminated in his death during a high-stakes raid on his compound in Pakistan.