We have all felt this struggle.
Violet was just trying to get some answers, but Siri was pointing her in all the wrong directions.
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Ugh.
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Siri! Stay out of this.
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We have all felt this struggle.
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Smells like the only song you know by Nirvana…
Alrighty then!
WHO IS LEFT?
As one of the four remaining official Disney Princesses who have not had a cameo on the show, Princess Jasmine is long overdue for a visit, especially since genies and Agrabah were confirmed as canonical locations in the OUAT universe during Once Upon A Time In Wonderland.
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Poseidon is already a character on the show (as Ursula's father), it would be awesome if more Greek gods, goddesses, and mythological creatures showed up.
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Can't wait for the episode when we find out that Victor Hugo's tragic hero has been living in the clock tower in Storybrooke this whole time!
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I don't know. I don't even know anymore. They're running out of Disney characters to introduce and so am I.
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You’re not really 1DAF unless you ace this quiz.
“May you treat yourself with all the money you are now saving on car insurance.”
1. "Friends may come and go, but here's to hoping that Friends is always streaming somewhere!"
2. "Here's to finally being able to throw out the last piece of your Ikea furniture."
3. "May you reach the point in your career where you can offer to pay the bill for all your friends at the restaurant."
4. "I wish for you a whole week where you never see a baby photo on your Facebook feed."
5. "I hope that your exes weddings will never be more beautiful than yours."
6. "To finally having your own HBO Go password!"
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7. "May you never have to attend two weddings in the same weekend!"
8. "Here's to hoping that you get to all of friend's wedding registries before the only items left are pieces of furniture!"
9. "May you never be forced to help your best friend pee while she's wearing her wedding dress."
10. "Here's to hoping that all of your hangovers only last one day."
11. "May you stop getting acne before you start getting wrinkles!"
12. "To leaving the bar at 11 p.m., at the latest!"
13. "I hope none of your grey hairs come back after you pluck them!"
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♫ Be our guest, be our guest, put your knowledge to the test. ♫
We convened a panel of passionate experts to get to the bottom of this one mystery.
A major new music product from Apple raises all kind of big questions, many of which our colleagues in music and tech journalism are busy answering right this minute. How does it stack up against the big players in streaming music that have stolen business from Apple over the past decade? How do its revamped 24/7 radio stations compare to XM and Pandora? Will the new artist discovery features give music fans a one-stop shop and push SoundCloud out of the burgeoning star game?
These are all worthy things to wonder on the day of the Apple Music launch, and wise words will be written and shared.
And yet isn't there an even deeper, more elemental question? An ur-query, white-hot and pure, from which all other lines of inquiry flow like so much spurting magma?
Is it… fucking… metal?
Of course, Apple Music has oodles of heavy metal; it also has dance pop, "chill" electronic, and "workout anthems". But having metal is a box to tick, an obligation; being metal is a calling, a state of mind.
BuzzFeed News gathered its resident metalheads in the most metal of all collaborative productivity environments — Slack, of the integrated metal emoji — to determine whether the brainchild of Eddie Cue, Dr. Dre, Jimmy Iovine, and the overlords of entertainment technology are committed to the righteous cause of metal, or just pretending.
joe [11:38 AM] ok @channel
joe [11:38 AM] i am about to start looking at how metal apple music is but
joe [11:38 AM] before i start
joe [11:39 AM] let's get predictions from everyone: how metal will apple music be?
ellencushing [11:39 AM] what is our scale
joe [11:40 AM] i'll start with mine— apple is a giant, terrifying, powerful, inscrutable and crushing beast with a bottomless thirst for expansion and the will to power
joe [11:40 AM] that is metal as shit
joe [11:41 AM] on the other hand it's called "apple", which sounds like a twee indie pop band from north carolina
joe [11:41 AM] i'm going with 7 on a scale from 1 to METAL
ellencushing [11:41 AM] that said, EL CAPITAN could definitely be a metal band
ellencushing [11:41 AM] well, maybe
pczki [11:41 AM] My guess is just barely metal enough. I expect unforgivable omissions.
ellencushing [11:41 AM] a bad one:
#LoveWins, every single time.
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“Pack cookies.”
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You’re never alone.
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Because that’s what twins do.
Cole: We actually received each other's diplomas.
Dylan: In fact, if you look up my graduating photo you'll see. We just decided, you know, there's no reason not to. No one's going to notice.
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Can they make one for humans?
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Welcome to the land of broken dreams.
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Hi. I'm Kirsten. I'm pretty bad at first dates. I blame this on the traumatic near-death experience I had in which I physically choked on spaghetti during a first date (shout out to the dude who offered me the heimlich maneuver, if you're reading this).
Anyways, I just recently got back on Tinder. And since I've been on, BOY HAVE I LEARNED A LOT. So I decided who better to share my wisdom with than a bunch of strangers on the internet?
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“Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!”
There’s nothing like accepting an unsolicited ass-grab.
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Stay classy.
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The thirst is too damn real.
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New laws came into effect today which mean whistleblowers could be jailed for up to two years.
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The letter, signed by over 40 medical practitioners and teachers who have worked in the immigration detention system, is addressed to prime minister Tony Abbott, immigration minister Peter Dutton and opposition leader Bill Shorten.
The Australian Border Force Bill 2015 contains provisions for the prosecution of "entrusted people" who disclose "protected information." Anyone found to have violated the new rules could be jailed for up to two years.
In sending the open letter, the signatories acknowledged that they could be jailed for doing so and dared the government to charge them "so that these issues may be discussed in open court and in the full view of the Australian public."
"If we witness child abuse in Australia we are legally obliged to report it to child protection authorities," the letter states.
"If we witness child abuse in detention centres, we can go to prison for attempting to advocate for them effectively. Internal reporting mechanisms such as they are have failed to remove children from detention; a situation that is itself recognised as a form of systematic child abuse."
"There are currently many issues which constitute a serious threat to the health of those in detention for whom we have a duty of care. The Department of Immigration and Border Protection is aware of these problems and has for years failed to address them adequately."
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Dr Sanggaran said he hopes his letter prompts a national conversation around what is happening in Australian detention centres.
"We've had 10 years of people speaking out about what's happening within immigration detention," he said. "We know there are ongoing human rights abuses. The system as it currently stands is recognised by multiple peak medical bodies as a form of child abuse."
Dr Sanggaran, who worked on Christmas Island in 2013, cited the Moss Review, which in March this year detailed horrific instances of rape, self-harm and child abuse on Nauru.
"It's well beyond question that there are problems within immigration detention healthcare and immigration detention full stop," he said.
Dr Sanggaran has also started a petition calling on the government to ratify the UN's Optional Protocol to the Convention against Torture.
"It is much harder to torture and abuse people when you are being watched," he says.
So you think you’re a Disney Channel fan?
A hell of a lot better, that’s for sure.
One can dream...
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