You’re doing well if you make it past pre-drinks.
Having to keep up with other people's drinking, plus if you want your money's worth there's no point getting half pints.
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Because it will end in vomit.
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Sometimes it means you don't buy a single drink in the club, or sometimes you don't quite make it to the club.
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Daddy’s little girl forever.
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I don’t need no Civil War.
Former Congressman Ron Paul, the dad of presidential candidate and Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, says he believes states should be allowed to secede from the country, but lamented that concept was destroyed in the Civil War.
"'Ron Paul, do you favor the rights of states, communities, and individuals to secede?'" said Paul, reading a question from a listener on his daily show. "And, we could get into a discussion about whether states actually have rights, but I think the gist of this question is do they have the authority and should they be able to, yes."
"The answer is yes," continued Paul. "I think the founders of this country believed that states should be able to secede. They went together voluntarily, it's a voluntary contract and they should leave. But, of course, that principle was destroyed with the Civil War."
Paul said it would "be real nice" if individual people could secede under the principle of individual, but again lamented that wouldn't be possible because of "the authoritarians" in charge.
"If every individual who seceded took care of themselves, it would be a wonderful world," stated Paul. "You wouldn't have to take care of them. There'd be no welfare state. There would be no militarism around the world. Under those circumstances that would be very good."
"This is the most important thing right now," added Paul.
Let music show you the way.
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A diverse cast of non-models takes the challenge of posing in high-fashion ads for the first time.
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Handwriting: the lost art.
Bubble, bubble, boil and bubble.
Tater tots + Nachos = Totchos. Get the full football party menu here.
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See the full recipe at the bottom of this post. Here is an illustrated step-by-step.
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Handle back-to-school like a boss with these super fast meals.
Use store-bought rotisserie chicken to make this sandwich super fast and easy. Get the sandwich recipe.
Get this into the slow cooker in the morning so that all you have to do at dinnertime is cook the pasta. Get the recipe.
Tacos are the ultimate quick dinner. P.S. The chile sauce is just mayo and hot sauce mixed together. Get the recipe.
The iPhone is a constantly evolving technology. The latest version brings innovations great and small, from brighter selfies to new ways to touch.
Apple unveiled its newest iPhone model Wednesday. The iPhone is a technological marvel, a luxury product, and a cultural icon, and it has been basically since it was invented in 2007. Eight years later, the iPhone can tell us a lot about how technologies are developed and sold.
New iPhone models come out every two years; in the in-between years, Apple releases S versions of those new models. This is an in-between year, so the changes to the phone are pretty minor. Still, it's informative to look at the different updates to the iPhone 6 that are manifested in Wednesday's release of the iPhone 6S (and iPhone 6S Plus) — a new layer of manual interaction with the screen, an improved front-facing camera, better video quality, faster download speeds, etc. — and think about how and why those decisions were made.
The most noble, most true, and most tantalizing kind of technological advancement is creating something that didn't exist before at all. These types of advancements can be total flops, or they can change how society functions forever. These are the kinds of technologies that companies want to be known for.
Before Wednesday, there were three ways you could interact with an iPhone. You could use voice commands, you could tap, and you could swipe. (Four ways, if you count throwing it across the room because you can't take a photo because the memory is still full and you have no more apps to delete.)
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But now, there's a new way to use your fingers to communicate with an iPhone. The screen of the new iPhone is being made with a new material, one that can basically differentiate between a light tap, a firm press, and a hard jab. Previously, on other devices, Apple has called this feature Force Touch, but because the functionality is so much greater on the iPhone, the company decided to rename it 3D Touch.
3D Touch is kind of like right-clicking on a mouse, or double-tapping on a MacBook keyboard; it opens up secondary interactions with a digital element. 3D Touch adds to the iPhone's existing Multitouch gesture options (swipe, pinch, tap) with the introduction of new interactions peek and pop. 3D Touch is made possible by Apple's Taptic Engine, an advancement in haptic technology that Apple actually patented a few years ago.
All good salads are 25% greens and 75% ~stuff~.
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Breakfast for dinner doesn't have to be all waffles and pancakes. Recipe here.
Recipe here.
Recipe here.
Donuts for dinner. Donuts for snack. Donuts for lunch. And (…obviously…) donuts for breakfast.
Mmmmm.....
Yummy. But are you ready for....
Step aside, red lipstick.
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BRB gonna go chop down the forest — er, I mean, shave my legs.
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There's not enough time in the day to take care of it all.
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Sweet corn and pumpkin are a baker’s best friends.
Basically autumn in a cookie. Recipe here.
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Fluffy pumpkin goodness in a light, crispy package. Get the recipe.
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Who knew applesauce and oatmeal make an awesome cake? Recipe here.
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Finally, drinkable cake. Recipe here.
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Are you a sprinter or a long-distance runner when it’s time to get in-between the sheets? ;)
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