The Saints need a head coach for a year, and Bill Parcells isn't interested! OH NOES. What should they do?
Look, guys, all of you QUIET FOR A SECOND: the New Orleans Saints have a problem. And not that stupid fake "Mutiny on the Bounty" problem — you're today's lucky winner if you catch that cultural reference! — but a real, football problem after Sean Payton's year-long suspension was upheld. THEY DON'T HAVE A HEAD COACH.
Don't worry New Orleans — all is not lost. You've still got Drew Brees, so the offense is good. You've still got Jonathan Vilma, so you'll continue to murder opposing players with reckless abandon. And there are plenty of prime candidates to handle coaching duties for a year. I mean, a year — that's just 16 games! BIG DEAL.
Jack Del Rio
Fired by the Jaguars only last season, Del Rio would be a quick Band-Aid to be peeled off immediately after Sean Payton's suspension ends. Del Rio would likely jump at a chance to coach again somewhere — anywhere — and certainly a winning season with the Saints would position him better for his next job than sitting on his couch at home.