On the field, Nyjer Morgan is equal parts fun to watch and frustrating. Off the field, he's just fun. On Twitter, he's a genius. Here's why.
Why do I love Nyjer Morgan? Let me count the ways.
He Has An Alter-Ego Named Tony Plush Who Has Great Words Of Wisdom
Source: @TheRealTPlush
He Wears Protective Headgear Whenever Necessary
Source: @TheRealTPlush
He Considers Ochocinco His Mentor
Source: @TheRealTPlush