LiLo Is Ruining Her "Glee" Cameo And Other Links

After five years without work, Lindsay's forgotten basic things like showing up. Plus, a diet of sunlight will kill you (duh) and not knowing Nutella isn't nutritious is worth $3 million.

Woman decides to "eat" nothing but sunlight; shockingly dies of starvation. - [Geekosystem]

The TSA thinks your toddler is a potential terrorist and confiscates your cupcakes, but meth is totes cool. - [TheAtlanticWire]

Recently uncovered photos of burlesque legend Gypsy Rose Lee give us a peek into her personal life. - [LIFE]

Vladimir Putin's alleged mistress a former spy. Also, Putin's wife hasn't been really seen in two years. Totally not connected at all. I'm sure his wife is fine. - [NYPost]

Parents are suing the school district after their son was kicked out of Honors English for cheating because their special snowflake can do whatever he wants. - [TheStir]

Nutella forced to pay out $3 million to mom who thought the chocolate spread was nutritious. - [GlobalPost]

Spend your summer at this physics defying pool! - [PhotoshopDisasters]

When Trekkies get married, they won't settle for standard cake toppers. - [GeekSugar]

Abraham Lincoln, the country's first Republican president, wouldn't recognize the modern state of the GOP. - [HLNTV]

Headline Story: Lindsay was SIX hours late for her first real job in half a decade and proceeded to be a horrible human being. Par for the course. - [USMagazine]