MJ's boys had a season so bad, it can only be celebrated with a parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's “Call Me Maybe.” As with all Jepsen parodies, it's sung from the perspective of Bobcats coach Paul Silas.
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Lyrics
We traded Wallace away
And then let Matt Carroll play
Bismack Biyombo won't say
Why he's not returning my calls
Jordan hasn't paid me in months
Seven wins is the dumps
Stern called me a mump
And he won't return my calls
Charlotte's a hellhole
Gerald plays like Jello
I'd give an arm for Melo
DIAW STARTED TWENTY-EIGHT GAMES
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Hey, I hate Tyrus
And Diop's lazy
I'd go anywhere else
So hire me maybe!
I know we suck but
Have you seen my players?
I'd coach in the D-League
Just hire me maybe!
Sacramento, baby
Washington, oh hey guys
You can pay me in pretzels
Please hire me maybe!
I won't lie to you
Nobody seems to want me
But it's Kemba's fault
Just hire me maybe!