“Where Will I Go When I'm Dead And Gone?” is a song 'for kids' by Peter Alsop. A tune about the impending death of the kids whose parents made the poor decision of letting them be in the same room with him.
A quick browse of his website (www.peteralsop.com) also finds such timeless standards as "Hopelessly Hetrosexual", "It's Only A Wee Wee", and "Pat Your Daddy On the Knee". Creepy.