There are a lot of cool names in the National Football League, but these are the coolest.
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Mister Alexander, LB, Houston Texans
When you have the option of going by Mr. Mister Alexander, and your name allows announcers to say, "Mister Alexander sacks Curtis Painter!" then congratulations: you've made the world a better place.
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BenJarvus Green-Ellis, RB, Cincinnati Bengals
Nicknamed "the Law Firm" thanks to his name — which sounds like it belongs to four people at once — BJG-E also has made a strong career for himself after going undrafted out of college.
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Richie Incognito, OL, Miami Dolphins
Hard to go INCOGNITO when you're a 300-pound professional football player, but forgive Richie for trying.
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Champ Bailey, CB, Denver Broncos
What better name can you give one of the best football players in the world than "Champ"?
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