Leave it to the French to host the most brilliantly outlandish fashion shows in the world. Here's a look at what some designers want men to wear in the spring of 2013, hot off the Paris Men's Fashion Week runways.
These collapsable trash cans.
Or are they latex-coated male model-sized slinkies? They're probably not ideal for bustling metropolitan settings like New York, but at least if you were feeling fat one day, these are awfully forgiving.
Thom Browne.
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Thom Browne.
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These sparkly fuzzy pants and silver body paint.
I don't know why you'd picnic in anything else, really.
Thom Browne.
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One of the rare instances wearing the same thing as your friend is an aesthetically fantastic choice.
Thom Browne.
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