Not today, jerk! Plus things you can learn from Honey Boo Boo and dumb criminal excuses.
Highbrow, urbane zombies love to watch The Walking Dead. - [TeamCoco]
20 athletes who don't confine their talents to rocking one sport. - [BleacherReport]
Between genetics and the obesity epidemic, the average shoe size for women has jumped up. - [Time]
Would you reuse paper towels? The crazy people on TLC's new show Extreme Cheapskates would. - [Crushable]
Meet the man who has has a staggering NINTEY plastic surgeries. - [TheGloss]
5 things Honey Boo Boo does that everyone should do too. (Yes you read that right.) - [Glamour]
Warner Bros. won their huge court battle for the rights to Superman. - [HollywoodReporter]
Mitt Romney told small business owners to tell employees to vote for him. Okay or kind of weird? - [TheAtlanticWire]
6 of the dumbest excuses by criminals...ever. - [Maxim]
Headline Story: This Scottish otter will have to try again! See all the best photos from yesterday after the jump. - [Telegraph]