“My husband farted and said, ‘Damn, girl, shut your ass.’”
–Alexandria Flint, Facebook
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2. "I cuddled up extra close to my girlfriend and whispered, 'I love you, no matter what you drop in the toilet.'"
–Zack Jacobs, Facebook
3. "I accuse my husband of neglecting our pet turtles in my sleep. I ask if he's fed them, if he's brought them inside, etc. We don't even have turtles."
–Jackie Rowland, Facebook
4. "My husband rolled over and said, 'Your mother ate my hot dog — I will send her to the seventh circle of hell.'"
–Jessica Lynn Starkey, Facebook
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