~A whole new Hemsworth.~
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Plot: Chris Hemsworth does housework for a bunch of dudes before eating a bad apple and falling asleep because he's a delicate fucking flower.
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Cinderella
Plot: Chris Hemsworth does housework for a bunch of ladies before being rescued by a dude because he is not only a delicate fucking flower but also has really good taste in shoes.
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Sleeping Beauty
Plot: Chris Hemsworth pricks his finger while sewing and falls asleep for 100 years because he’s a really delicate fucking flower.
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The Little Mermaid
Plot: Chris Hemsworth swaps his tail and seashell bra for some legs so he can bone a human prince because he's a horny fucking flower.
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