Mystery Potatoes are the new Conversation Hearts.
To a normal human being, this is just a big ol' sack of potatoes.
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But to the weirdo geniuses over at MysteryPotato.com, these spuds are the key to good relationships: Secret love notes.
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For $7.99, this company will ship a potato with a customized message to someone you love.
Larger potatoes (and thus, longer messages) cost $9.99.
You can choose to use this power for evil, shipping messages to people you hate, but don't be a garbage person.
You can send sweet, loving notes.
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