DIY if you’re dumb enough to try.
*dumb enough
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During the winter holidays, I’m usually too stressed to worry about twirling on my clit.
This year was no different — at least until my family sat down to binge-watch Making A Murderer. After I got in bed, my mind couldn’t stop wandering to Avery’s sexy, idealistic attorney Dean Strang. I went to pull out my box bullet — to finish the job my fingers started — when I made a very upsetting discovery: I had forgotten my vibrator. I was dildo-less. My orgasm, which moments ago seemed just within reach, suddenly became a ton of work.
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