Sir, I would like 100 bottles, please and thank you.
If you're a fan of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, then you know Tituss Andromedon's pinot noir anthem, "Peeno Noir."
It's a classic.
Well, Tituss Burgess, the actor who plays Kimmy's roommate, has turned the pinot noir of our dreams into a reality. Aka, he's come out with his own brand of the wine.
THIS IS GREAT NEWS.
According to his website, Pinot By Tituss ($24.99) is a 2014 wine from Santa Barbara County and — drumroll, please — orders will start shipping March 14.
Spoiler: You can buy it by the case.
This means that you'll soon be able to drink the pinot that you deserve while dreaming of caviar and Myanmar...
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