Kale me now.
These cheesy beans on toast for which you have to grate the cheese yourself with a mini grater.
So much fun!!!!!!! ?
This crab mousse served in a fallen-over flowerpot lying on a plank.
A sentence no one should ever have to write.
These veganic sprouted brown rice cacao crisps.
AKA Coco Pops for twats.
This fried breakfast served on an actual fucking spade.
Actually super useful, because now you have something to dig the grave of the person who served it to you!