The only reasonable explanation for how you can eat two slices of pie no matter how much turducken you had.
Georgia state senators convened to discuss how to refute Obama's mind control plan. Seriously. - [Salon]
5 arguments parents will be having with teenagers until the end of time. - [Cracked]
The 5 best petitions ever deleted from the White House website. - [IndecisionForever]
Pepsi is introducing a fat-fighting soda in Japan. Gimmick or the real deal? - [Time]
A beginner's guide to Alfred Hitchcock. - [Flavorwire]
5 times in history a mania has gripped society and then faded into obscurity. - [MentalFloss]
Forget the sex scandal, the real story is in how Petraeus mishandled the war in Afghanistan. - [TheDailyBeast]
To the shock of no one (hopefully), 5-Hour Energy can kill you. - [Cosmopolitan]
The 50 most overrated things in sports. - [BleacherReport]
Headline Story: Breaking totally-real-and-not-made-up-at-all science about 10 secret body parts in humans after the jump! - [CollegeHumor]