You're more likely to be legally executed than win the jackpot. Sorry!
Bad news. You're probably not going to win the Powerball jackpot. The odds are just bad. Like really bad. Like:
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You're more likely to be seriously injured by a chainsaw.
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Via: deseretnews.com
Or die in an asteroid apocalypse,
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be murdered,
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