There is no possible reason for these to exist.
Electricity-Flavored Vodka
Thanks but I think maybe I'll go stick my tongue in an outlet instead.
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Tequila-Flavored Rum
No I will not taste the smooth.
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"Iced Cake" Vodka
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Wasabi-Flavored Vodka
Man, and here I thought the unnecessary wasabi craze had ended with mashed potatoes.
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