I didn't know Christmas erotica was a thing. Apparently, neither did the people who read A Very Naughty Christmas and these other very sexy Christmas ebooks.
"Stewart and Leah: Home for Christmas," by Ruth Madison
The Plot: "Stewart brings his sexy new girlfriend home for Christmas, but his family doesn't approve."
The Dismayed Reviewer: "Just about sex."
Via: barnesandnoble.com
"A Very Naughty Christmas," by Olivia Cunning, Cherrie Lynn, Stephanie Julian, Cari Quinn, and Raven Morris
The Plot(s): "This spicy holiday anthology features five separate stories from some of the biggest names in erotic romance. Please enjoy, but sensitive readers beware, some of the content is so HOT you might get singed."
The Dismayed Reviewer: "Some of the stories in this book were a lot more sex and less story. I really preferred the stories with more character build up and the sex as apposed [sic] to the stories that were simply straight up, in your face sex."
Via: amazon.com
"Christmas At Shadow Creek (Harlequin Super Romance)," by Roxanne Rustand
The Plot: "Pediatrician Joanna Weston's looking forward to caring for the infants at The Birth Place. But one of her first patients is a baby girl — not born at the birth center, but abandoned on the porch of the ranch next door. Joanna is outraged when she finds out her handsome neighbor is the child's deadbeat dad. Until she sees the tender concern he shows the daughter he didn't know he had."
The Dismayed Reviewer: "First of all, this is not really a Christmas book. Yes, they have a Christmas tree, presents, and Swedish cookies in the last chapter. (Ok, the tree does show up a little earlier.)"
Via: amazon.com
"Second Chance Christmas (The Perfect Gift)," by Mackenzie McKade
The Plot: "After four years, Lori Dayton is returning to Safford, Arizona to spend Christmas with her family and face her past. She has reservations about seeing Dean Wilcox again. But time hasn’t changed her. She still loves Dean more than ever. Time heals all things… Yeah right! Lori still heats Dean’s blood like no other woman. Even after all she’s done, he can’t resist the urge to take her in his arms, feel her body pressed to his. He wants her naked against him, just like before."
The Dismayed Reviewer: "I purchased this book based on a glowing review on Amazon but after reading it I am once again discouraged by the way many authors insist on using vulgar language to describe lovemaking."
Via: amazon.com