They're no longer puppies, but they're still lap dogs in their own minds.
"Two hot dogs, please!"

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"Wait, you're telling me she sits here all day?"

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"I'm just keeping papa bear warm."

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"Can't wait for 'Pretty Little Liars'! Who's got the popcorn?"

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