Plato, Aristotle, Nietzsche, and…Tanner. Find enlightenment in these philosophical concepts.
Talk to the hand.
Ever the pragmatist, Tanner employs rational methods of communication. One must "talk to the hand," 'cause the face ain't gonna listen.
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Affirm with gusto.
When reacting in the affirmative, always make a "thumbs up" hand motion and reply with a comforting colloquialism such as "dude."
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Decline firmly.
Dissent is best expressed by distancing one's self from the object of conflict. Hide behind protective eyewear and insert a word of a foreign language. As seen here, a reference to the Spanish, "José," meaning Joseph.
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Never communicate via landlines.
This technology is for Luddites.
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