Your teenage niece is enjoying some super confusing television.
"The Secret Life of The American Teenager"
To catch you up: Amy was just a shy french horn player excited to start high school until, this one time at band camp (I swear to god), she hooked up with the local bad boy and got pregnant. Since starting her freshman year with a positive pregnancy test she's been engaged twice and has started a kind of mini-teen mom epedemic amoung her classmates.
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WTF Moment: Religious high schooler Grace finally decides to lose her virginity, only to learn as she was angering god with her sexcapades her father was hurtling to his death on a plane crash.
"Bunheads"
To catch you up: Michelle is a dancer in Vegas who has a creepy stalker, but he's played by Cameron from" Ferris Bueller" so he's endearing instead of threatening. He proposes, and a combination of needing change and booze leads Michelle to accept. She moves in with him and his mother, who conveniently owns a dance studio. Unfortunately, Cameron dies in the first episode. But Michelle stays and becomes a dance teacher slash resident cool big sister.
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WTF Moment: Michelle, thinking, she's grabbing a hair spray can backstage during The Nutcracker, accidently maces all the dancers in the face, then herself. This raises a number of questions. Why was she spraying hair spray directly at their faces? Why was her first instinct when she heard their cries of pain to spray it directly into her face? Wouldn't carrying a can of hair spray and a can of mace be a little cumbersome?