It's stunts like this that make reddit worth my time.
Via: reddit.com
The title of Emily's reddit post is:
"My mom told me to "behave myself" before leaving for on a short trip out of state. So, I just wrote this fake article about myself and had our neighbor send it to her. I'm very good at testing the limits of her sense of humor."
Of course, Emily could be pulling our chain about her Mom being away. But she's answering all questions in the post, and her answers indicate that she is telling the truth. Either way, she is an evil genius.
As redditor DuckOfDuckness says, she should have used a photo with red war paint.