“Ha, yes, that's funny, no, I'm not going to punch you.”
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Singer Chris Brown, whose nickname down at the saloon is "Ol' Violencey," is in the news again, this time because Los Angeles prosecutors allege that community service records related to his assault conviction were at best kept sloppily and at worst comically falsified.
There are somewhere in the neighborhood of 3,000 United States residents named Chris Brown, and the ones who aren't the one who's always getting arrested have likely endured a roller coaster of name-related emotion over their lifetime.
Here are the Three Major Life Stages Of Being Chris Brown But Not That Chris Brown, as we imagine them.
Stage I (antiquity-2004) — You're Just Named Chris Brown
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Chris Browns are aware they have a somewhat common name, but don't think much about it. Their most famous doppleganger is probably a guy in the Canadian pop-rock scene.