You won't have to worry about safety with these! .
Condoms that not only protect, but come with great pickup lines to make you feel très chic.
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The sterling silver condom necklace that's perfect to wear on a first date.
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The multicolored silk yarn condom sweater for your penis, or whatever.
But maybe a lady could wear it as a fun glove, too?
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The fancy pack of condoms that are Jack Donaghy approved.
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