“Everybody gotta wear clothes. And if you don't, you can get arrested.”
Here's an excerpt from Mr. T's video, Be Somebody... or Be Somebody's Fool!, in which he shows teens how to motivate, deal with haters, and generally be awesome. Oh, and how to look super fly, too.
Look #1: Zena & Xena, Stop 'N Shop Princesses
For those "exciting walks to the grocery store," make sure you have a cool sarong and at least 20 belts on. Oh, and don't forget that classic socks-with-sandals look!
Look #2: Subway Marta
Everybody who is cool takes the subway. Get noticed in a shirt you spray-painted yourself and some gym socks you made into a scarf. Says Mr. T, "With her mussed up socks and ketchup stash, she's a real hot dog." 'Cause hot chicks always be carrying ketchup, y'know what I'm saying?
Look #3: Jumping Jeff Flash
"He's the '80s nod to fitness splendor. Stay cool, Jeff." No further comment.
