If you're about to spend the rest of your life with somebody, it probably shouldn't begin with a ring that's passed through your digestive tract.
With an e-card.
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"Honey, I love you so much that the only way I can express it is with these words written by someone else. Also I'm too busy to see you IRL, ever."
Source: 123greetings.com
With an iPhone case.
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"Schnookums, may your smartphone never shatter, just like my passion for you."
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With some rocks.
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"Look at it this way, sweetie-muffin: if we ever get divorced you can always toss these through the windshield of my Dodge Caravan."
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With tattoos.
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"I'm so sure you'll accept my proposal, mon amour, that I'm willing to run the risk of your saying no and me painfully remembering every time I make a gesture."
Source: instagram.com
