Oh, he does love thee and he WILL count the ways.
Your first date starts off innocently enough...
After all, you're Susan Sarandon, so life is good. But the night starts with a hiccup: the car breaks down in the rain, and so you and The Count must knock on the door of a nearby house. The Count is trying his best to lighten the mood.
And you're thinking, "Okay...maybe this will be a cute first date story."
You do three knocks and all of a sudden, he's very upset.
So you let him do his thing...this is getting a bit weird.
