A poem dedicated to the thin line between shower scum and humanity.
You, you beacon of blue and white,
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And your brethren, the black and white with your ergonomic massagers,
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Your clear rubber nodules soothe and annoint my feet,
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I scoff at my fellow man, his toes trapped in their sneaker prison,
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