Ted Nugent Says He's A "Black Jew"
Ted Nugent responds to the controversy over his comments about President Obama with characteristic tact and understatement. Here's an exact quote from The Nuge from yesterday's Dana Loesch Show , in...
View Article18 Vintage Photos Of Dick Clark
RIP Dick Clark. November 30, 1929 - April 18, 2012 Via: chicagotribune.com Via: google.com View Entire List ›
View ArticleWelsh Corgi Getting A Bath Evaluates 8 Cat Food Ads
As you can see, he's not in a forgiving mood, much like me 24/7. Image via . Via the country of Moldova, ad for Кошкин корм brand cat food. Riiiiight. Let's see this stupid cat take on a "boxer." I...
View ArticleA Very Creepy Dating Spreadsheet
The guy who made this is either borderline autistic or a borderline stalker. This gentleman kept a meticulous chart of women he met on Match.com and elsewhere, logging everything from “online...
View ArticleNew Crab Species Discovered (Not In My Pants)
PHEW! This happened in the Philippines, which leaves the mystery of my itching unsolved. Source: news.nationalgeographic.com Source: news.nationalgeographic.com Source: news.nationalgeographic.com The...
View ArticleJohn Cusack Is Down For A "Say Anything" Sequel
Will we see Lloyd Dobler once more? Cusack says: “I would do it if Cameron [Crowe] wanted to do it.” He'd even hold an iPad over his head! View Video ›
View ArticlePat Robertson Rests His Case On Global Warming
There are no SUVs on Mars, so there! At this point, it’s pretty well understood that “global warming” was a misnaming of the scientifically proven fact of “global climate change.” Read More On...
View ArticleHow This Ugly Thing Might Fix Even Uglier Car Navigation Systems
In-car navigation systems can suck. This thing might be one of the solutions. This mangy circle of foam and wires does not look like much. But it's AT&T's idea to fix part of the problem with...
View ArticleZac Efron Wants To Emulate Leonardo Decaprio
Also, the many faces of Zac on “Today.” View Video › Strutting Leo with Zac Efron by Ryan Broderick He has the range, see: the many faces of Zac Efron (and this was only a morning talk show) His...
View ArticleMel Gibson Goes On Yet Another Disturbing Rant
And there's upsetting audio! Recorded by the teenage son of screenwriter Joe Eszterhas at Gibson's Costa Rican estate last December, when Eszterhas was still helping Gibson make “The Maccabees” (about...
View ArticleTumblr Is Getting Ads! Here's What They'll Look Like
From the company that said it never would. Tumblr is planting a little billboard next to your dashboard stream. Here's Tumblr's CEO, David Karp, talking to the LA Times in 2010:We're pretty opposed to...
View Article24 People That Heard "Get Help" As "Get The Camera!"
“Don't worry,” you said. “I won't post this to the Internet,” you said. View Entire List ›
View ArticleJaguar's Real New York Ad Agency Sends A Letter To Don Draper
“We understand that you found yourselves caught in a bit of a, shall we say, sticky situation…” Carrot should have been much meaner; NYC ad agencies hate each other.If you're not up on "Mad Men", this...
View ArticleThe Least Worthwhile Pedantic Your/You're Correction
The winner goes to this guy, who corrects the Fleshlight (link NSFW) official Twitter account. Somewhere, a high school English teacher swells with pride, then jumps off a cliff. Source: @BrunoStAujus
View ArticleThe Biggest Hipsters In Sports
They play these things called “sports.” You've probably never heard of them. James Harden — Oklahoma City Thunder James has another beard under that one. But you have to know somebody to see it....
View ArticleWorld's Longest Wedding Dress
Here comes the bride (for nearly two miles). At 1.7 miles, this dress won the Guinness World Record for Longest Wedding Dress Train. Emma, a 17 year-old model, sits on a hot air balloon as she wears...
View ArticleTop 10 Most Unforgivable Twitter Spelling Mistakes
Oh, Twitter. This is why I love you. Angel: Hypocrites: Genius: View Entire List ›
View ArticleJames Van Der Beek Attempts To Beat James Franco At "Acting Teaching"
Dressed as Indiana Jones, of course. View Video ›
View Article10 Things Everyone Should Know About The Secret Service Prostitution Scandal
New details have emerged about the allegation that Secret Service agents paid for (or in some cases failed to pay for) prostitutes in Cartagena, Colombia. Here's what we know so far. A Secret Service...
View ArticleThis Guy Is Wearing 331,000 Bees
No. Nope. Uh uh. Stop it. Beekeeper She Ping of China broke the Guinness record for World's Heaviest Bee Suit by slipping into 73 pounds of bees. I'm going to go have a Nicolas Cage freakout now....
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