You can’t say “happiness” without “penis.”
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♫ They’re just girls breaking hearts ♫
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1. You're the only thing that's going on in my mind.
2. She had a face straight out a magazine.
3. Babe, you look so cool.
4. I think I'm falling, I'm falling for you.
5. I'm so fixated on the girl with the soft sound.
6. I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck.
7. You rid me of the blues.
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8. I'm just with my friends online.
9. We're watching television with no sound.
10. Now we are on the bed in my room.
If I were me, except rich.
Instagram: @dontfuxkingtouchme
Forever and always.
Those darn kids with their Facetweets and Instragrindrs.
"The use of social media to make an anonymous connection, very quickly, we believe is driving this particular outbreak,” said Alberta's chief medical officer of health, Dr. Karen Grimsrud, according to the Edmonton Journal.
By "social media," Grimsrud was presumably referring to hook-up apps like Tinder or Grindr.
"When people don’t know their sexual partners’ identities, it makes it difficult for public health to contact partners, as far as setting up testing and treatment," she said.
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Whatever the cause, the province is reporting that STIs have reached "outbreak" levels in Alberta.
Cases of gonorrhea were up 80% in 2015 compared to 2014 and cases of infectious syphilis doubled in the same timeframe.
Released Tuesday, the report also showed different groups are disproportionally affected. Nearly half of the female patients with gonorrhea were Indigenous and 86% of the syphilis cases were among men who have sex with men.
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‘Cause you slay.
TIDAL
1. Hold up, they don't love you like I love you...
2. You and me could move a mountain 🗻
3. You and me could calm a war down
4. You and me could make it rain now 🌧
5. You and me could stop this love drought
6. True love never has to hide
7. I've seen your scars and kissed your crime... 👄
8. Beyond your darkness, I'm your light 💡
9. How I missed you, my love...
10. When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster 🦀
11. If he hit it right, I might take him on a flight on my chopper
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12. Nothing else ever seemed to hurt like the smile on your face
13. I smell your secret, and I'm not too perfect
14. It is such a shame you let this good love go to waste
15. Don't hurt yourself 😏
16. You can watch my fat ass twist boy as I bounce to the next dick boy
17. Fuck you hater
18. When you hurt me, you hurt yourself
19. I leave your love, I fucks with you
20. I'm just too much for you 💅
21. Just give my fat ass a big kiss boy
22. Tonight I'm fucking up all your shit boy
23. Sorry, I ain't sorry
24. Suck on my balls, pause, I had enough
25. Middle fingers up, put them hands high, wave it in his face, tell him, boy, bye 👋
26. Stop interrupting my grinding
27. He only want me when I'm not there
28. He better call Becky with the good hair
29. Oh, my daddy said shoot 🔫
30. My daddy warned me about men like you, he said baby girl he's playing you
31. Ten times of nine, I know you're lying
32. We built sand castles that washed away... 🌊
33. I made you cry when I walked away
Memes should heal, not hurt.
♫ Hold up, they don’t love you like I love you. ♫
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Winter is never going to fucking end.
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“Drake sounds like he has a turtleneck on.”
Test your music knowledge!
Can you even make it through this post without needing to go?
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Here’s everything you need to know.
Because if there's one thing King Kylie is known for (beyond her lips and Lip Kits) it's her fierce AF nails.
Sinful Colors
The polishes will be $6.95AUD each and are ~limited edition~. To be precise, they're only going to be around from May 1 until August 31.
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Time to make a declaration of love.
Thank you, Snapchat.
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I.
Only two of these people are going to be good for conversation. Everyone else? A total nightmare. Choose carefully!
You can’t sit with us!
All right everyone, gird your loins — ‘cause it’s been 10 years since this classic was released!
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“It’s like, all of my life, everyone has always told me: YOU’RE A SHOE!”
