No, really. (P.S. Ain't nothing wrong with being obsessed with Bagel Bites.)
That catchy "pizza in the morning" song? It was actually adapted from The McGuire Sisters' 1957 hit, "Sugartime."
The Bagel Bites Theme Song Is Actually From 1957
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Kids Are Into Some Super Dangerous Hobbies These Days
Let's hope “Craning” doesn't become a thing. Because this is crazy.
This stunt video of this kid fooling around on the crane will literally make your palms sweat.
I can't condone this kind of activity, but I do give the camera person immense credit for following this maniac up there to shoot this video.
Here this MANIAC is going ONE-HANDED!!!
Balance beam over the city:
Here's his POV:
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Creepy Sexual Molester Poster
At a bus stop in Singapore. “Stiff” penalties?
What's worse? That awful pun of a headline? That awful photo? That awful "Stiff penalties" call out? The awful (but typical) strategy of putting all the onus on the potential victim? Or, the fact that this awful ad is via the government?
Thanks to Brad for the photo.
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15 Celebs You Can't Explain Your Attraction To
SO HOT. But also not?
Hugh Laurie
He's either murdered someone or manages a pet store that only sells ferrets. But just because his eyes are crazy, doesn't mean they're not sexy.
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Martin Freeman
He looks like that super boring neighbor who yells when the christmas lights stay up too long and goes golfing on Sundays with his fellow dentists. But then smiles all cheekily and I remember he's still a hobbit-y DILF.
Image by David Hogan / Getty Images
Adrien Brody
Between the douche-y facial hair and his penchant for fedoras, Brody looks like he's perpetually on his way to his next local DJ gig. BUT HIS EYES ARE SO DREAMY (and have you seen how graceful and powerful his arms are in The Pianist).
Source: thisgoesin.com
Taylor Momsen
Generically hot goth girl is still unfortunately hot.
Image by Valerie Macon / Getty Images
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The 42 Best Moments Ever On "The Maury Show"
THE RESULTS ARE IN. You *ARE* the best show ever on daytime television.
When Delicious showed off her sexy look.
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Whenever a teenage girl got a reaction like this.
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When Nicole got worried about her sister.
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When this celebratory dance happened.
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Six GIFs Of Kids Crashing
If, like me, you have…mixed feelings about kids, you'll laugh and laugh.
It's the kid's fault, he's got a steering wheel.
I would have punished him.
Ooof!
KId? — Gravel. Gravel? — Kid.
Learning is Pain.
You gotta admit, it could have been much worse.
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21 T-Shirts That Shouldn't Exist In Kids' Sizes
Nothing says 'I'm going to need therapy' quite like these charming tees.
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Via: ffffound.com
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Source: i.imgur.com
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18 Reasons To Fear Wedding Season
Everyone you know is getting married in May, and they want to take away your vacation days too.
So all your friends got engaged on New Year's Eve. You're thinking–
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While you're genuinely happy for them, you're worried about how you'll get along with your friends' other friends.
And you're also preemptive terrified because–
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The Best Of The Tasteless Tui's Billboards
The Kiwi beer brand has pissed off everybody from women to parents to Christians to Americans.
The billboard headlines are answered by their tagline, "Yeah Right."
the male/female dynamic is a frequent target.
Lanced.
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Here Are The Two Best Plays Of Colin Kaepernick's Record-Setting Night
In the first playoff start of his career, Kaepernick set the NFL on fire.
Colin Kaepernick is here to stay. While leading the San Francisco 49ers to a 45-31 win over the Green Bay Packers, Kaepernick had 446 yards and 4 TDs, including this perfect pass to Vernon Davis.
Kaepernick's 263 yards passing were tremendous, but his 183 yards rushing — a single-game record for an NFL quarterback — were even better. The highlight was this bootleg, in which his raw speed is clearly evident.
The Packers had no answer for Kaepernick and the 49ers' offense, which looked completely unstoppable.
Here's video of the run.
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The Evolution Of Miss Golden Globe
Behold, the beautiful progeny of the rich and famous, whose job it is to awkwardly usher people off stage.
1966, Cheryl Miller
1967, Corinna Tsopei
1968, Alexandra Hay
Source: goldenglobes.org
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5'5" Football Player Dominates An NFL Playoff Game
Just a reminder that size doesn't matter (when you're impossibly fast).
This is Trindon Holliday, #11 on the Denver Broncos. He's 5'5". And he's a professional football player.
You read that right; Holliday is FIVE FOOT FIVE.
Image by Bob Leverone / AP
However, Holliday's diminutive height didn't stop him from single-handedly keeping the Broncos alive during their double-overtime playoff loss to the Ravens.
Holliday took this punt 90 yards for a touchdown only two minutes and 30 seconds into the game, giving the Broncos an early 7-0 lead.
He wasn't done.
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Aaron Swartz Refused To Be Labeled
Years prior to his death, Swartz, the co-author of the first RSS specification, addressed his sexuality head on in an essay titled “Why I Am Not Gay.”
Image by The New York Times, Michael Francis McElroy / AP
In September of 2009, Swartz wrote about his own sexuality on his blog, "Raw Thought," in which he discussed society's need for labels and how he, in fact, did not identify with them.
This new gay identity was projected back through history — famous historical figures were "outed" as gay, because they'd once taken lovers of their own gender. They truly were gay underneath, it was said — it was just a homophobic society that forced them to appear to like the opposite sex.
Along with the identity went an attempt at justification. Being gay wasn't "a choice," they argued — it was innate. Some people were just born gay and others weren't. To a culture that tried to "correct" gay people into being straight, they insisted that correction was impossible — they just weren't wired this way. (They even provided a ridiculous genetic explanation for how a species with a small percentage gay people might evolve.)
This might have been a good thing to say — maybe even necessary in such a homophobic culture — but in the end it has to be seen as simply wrong. Having sex with other people of your gender isn't an identity, it's an act. And, like sex in general among consenting adults, people should be able to do it if they want to. Having sex with someone shouldn't require an identity crisis. (Nobody sees having-sex-with-white-people as part of their identity, even if that's primarily who they're attracted to.)
People shouldn't be forced to categorize themselves as "gay," "straight," or "bi." People are just people. Maybe you're mostly attracted to men. Maybe you're mostly attracted to women. Maybe you're attracted to everyone. These are historical claims — not future predictions. If we truly want to expand the scope of human freedom, we should encourage people to date who they want; not just provide more categorical boxes for them to slot themselves into. A man who has mostly dated men should be just as welcome to date women as a woman who's mostly dated men.
So that's why I'm not gay. I hook up with people. I enjoy it. Sometimes they're men, sometimes they're women. I don't see why it needs to be any more complicated than that.
Regardless of labels, it's unfortunate to lose a man who meant a great deal to the Internet community. Swartz's suicide did not come without prior mentions of depression. He first wrote about his struggles in November of 2007.
BuzzFeed FWD has more about Swartz's legal battles and his advocacy work prior to his death.
(H/T Towleroad)
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You Need To See What Perez Hilton Wore To A Black Tie Gala Last Night
Those who live in glass houses…
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The Worst Live Television Show Ever In Its Entirety
Jamie Kennedy's Los Angeles New Year's broadcast was marred by unintentional f-bombs, technical errors, and awkward silences. It is so bad that it is an absolute masterpiece. Just try to look away.
Here's the show out of KDOC in Los Angeles. Now sit back, relax, and let's watch some trains crash.
Via: @pattonoswalt
There is SO MUCH here but what I still can't get over is the fact that Macy Gray has legitimately no idea what year or time it is.
Here's the abridged version if you can't handle it:
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Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate Kristen Bell's Baby Bump
Here is the first documentation: do you feel all happy and gooey inside?
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Source: FameFlynet Pictures
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Source: FameFlynet Pictures
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"Girls": The Horror Movie
In Brooklyn, no one can hear you scream.
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Let's Play "Brothers Or Lovers"
Seems like a nice day for a surprisingly difficult quiz.
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Anime Super Fan Hands Professional Baseball Player His Ass On Twitter
Former Oakland A's player Brandon McCarthy picked the wrong guy to mess with.
Brandon McCarthy is a pro baseball player who is currently taking time off to recover from an injury. He's also really into Weird Twitter, the strange world of jokesters and stilly tweeters that you might recognize if you've noticed some tweets that include more than one of these topics: dogs, bugs, 420, Hitler, kickflips, hollerin, or *talking in asterisks*.
@Love_That_Goku is a brilliant account that takes on the persona of a teenage boy who is a diehard fan of the anime show Dragon Ball Z, lives with his grandmother, practices martial arts, and fights with his mailman.
Last night, Brandon and Love_That_Goku got into it pretty hard. Warning: brutal smacktalk below.
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Hundred-Year-Old Magazine Predicted Exactly How Texting Would Ruin The World
“These two figures are not communicating with one another.” From a 1906 issue of the humor magazine Punch .
Source: kipw / via: stellar.io
Excavated by Kip W, who found it in the 1955 collection, A Century of PUNCH Cartoons.
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