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Nothing adds insult to injury quite like more injury.
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She never saw it coming.
In her mid-20s, Margot Woelk was drafted to help taste-test all of the vegetarian Nazi dictator's food.
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Ricky Gervais does this fun (and kind of weird?) thing where he takes selfies of himself in the bathtub. This is the official ranking of those images.
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Rick Pitino is a man of his word.
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Trigger warning: human existence.
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That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
How did Jessica Alba lose all of her baby weight? By wearing a f-ing courset, that's how:
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"I wore a double corset day and night for three months. It was sweaty, but worth it. It was brutal; it's not for everyone."
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Melissa Gilbert got married to Timothy Busfield over the weekend! She was in Little House On The Prairie and he was in Revenge Of The Nerds, so aww!
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Nicole Richie threw a little shade at mommy bloggers who share too much:
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Awesome submissions from the 2013 National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest .
"Masters of disguise. The Eastern Screech Owl is seen here doing what they do best. You better have a sharp eye to spot these little birds of prey."
Location: Okefenokee Swamp, GA
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"I was walking around Lake Baikal at sunset and spotted this ice. I laid on the cold, frozen surface with my zoom lens and took this picture."
Location: Lake Baikal, Russia
Source: Photo and caption by Edward Graham/National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest / via: travel.nationalgeographic.com
"I hiked several hours through the night in Patagonia to find a tree I had seen a few days earlier and photograph it with the night sky."
Location: Patagonia
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"Rodeos always provide a sense of place. There's action, dirt, pride, you name it. It's a loud, flashy sport, with cheering and showboating. But on the underbelly are quiet moments. The moments between bucking broncs, beer drinking and the announcers crude jokes. Moments like this one, where a young boy waits patiently for the next horse to come charging out of the chutes."
Location: Helena, Montana
Source: Photo and caption by Dylan Brown/ National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest / via: travel.nationalgeographic.com
Basically don't have Jimmy Fallon in the sketch.
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crack up begins at 2:22
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The reason behind Bill Hader's continuous crack-ups as Stefon is because they change the cue cards right before he goes on so he's reading each joke for the first time.
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crack up begins at 5:04
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All 24 of Guess Who's characters and the (albeit a stretch of) famous people who look like them.
Fun Fact: Don is never sad when wearing a hat.
Plus, one AMAZING short video. Happy Caturday.
You voted — here are the results.
With 246 "FAB" votes.
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With 254 "FAB" votes.
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With 276 "FAB" votes.
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Molding future generations of young minds should at least warrant a pretty sweet mug or plant.
For teachers IRL. Get it here.
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Nothing could be more satisfying than taking a big old bite out of the very subject they've tried to get kids to enjoy all year. Recipe here.
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Lincoln knows. Available here.
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Much is being made of the socks he wore to his son's library dedication, but the truth is George H.W. Bush has always had classic Ivy Style.
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Like, these things are bitchen.
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Twitter proof that this year's NFL draft was a little light on stars.
Cats, Coca-Cola, and Tom Cruise top the list.
So it's interesting that her Harry Potter series fixated exactly on that time period. Perhaps writing the characters was a bit cathartic for Ms. Rowling?
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He also hated, "canned music, piped-in music, portable music, minstrel music, inflicted music…"
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Brain Pickings posted a section from Sontag’s diaries, As Consciousness Is Harnessed to Flesh: Journals and Notebooks, which included a list of her likes and dislikes. Among the dislikes are, "sleeping in an apartment alone, cold weather, couples, football games, swimming, anchovies, mustaches, cats, umbrellas, being photographed, the taste of licorice, washing my hair (or having it washed), wearing a wristwatch, giving a lecture, cigars, writing letters, taking showers, Robert Frost, German food."
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"I hate organized religion," he told CNN. "I think it’s one of the roots of real evil that’s in the world. If you really unmask Satan, you’ll probably find that he’s wearing a turnaround collar.”
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It's redneck royalty at it's finest!
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Go on, try, I dare y'all.
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As if creating life wasn't difficult enough, pregnant women have to deal with everyone asking them strange questions. “Can I touch your belllllyyyy?”
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