Great news! Courtney Stodden is employed by way of shaking her boobies in a mermaid costume for freecreditscore.com. Are you buying what she's so desperately selling?
Via: jezebel.com
Courtney Stodden Plays A Mermaid In New Commercial
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Snooki And JWoww Claim That Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Is Gay
It's a claim that ex-“Jersey Shore” cast member Angelina has been suggesting since she parted ways with the show and now Snooki and JWoww are telling The Huffington Post that The Situation is, in fact, a closeted homosexual. Suddenly, all of Mike's failed attempts at hooking up with girls at the club make so much sense.
Via: google.com
HuffPo: Snooki, things got hot and heavy with Deena [another one of the "Jersey Shore" roommates] last season. Do you consider yourself bisexual?
Snooki: I would consider myself bi. I’ve done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like… penis. But I’ve experimented.
HuffPo: What about Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino? What’s the deal? Gay? Not gay?
Snooki: Do you think he’s gay?
HuffPo: It wouldn’t shock me. Whenever he brings a girl home something always seems to go awry and they don’t end up hooking up.
Snooki: And he gives them men’s clothing to wear.
JWoww: And his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes… everything. Listen, I know I keep talking about my best friend Joey, but his husband was closeted for 27 years of his life. And I knew him before he came out. So because of that I know… the signs.
Snooki: Did you know the whole time that he was gay?
JWoww: Yeah! And it drove me nuts! I’m like, “Be happy with yourself!”
Snooki: Was he like, “No, I’m not”?
JWoww: He had a girlfriend! I was just like, “I would love you more if you could be yourself.” I can’t confirm or deny with Mike, but if he was, it would all make sense.
HuffPo: Do you talk to him about it?
JWoww: He brings it up. He’ll say, “People think I’m gay and I don’t know what they’re talking about.”
Snooki: He told me one time, “[All the talk is] making me wonder.”
Via: huffingtonpost.com
Via: yidio.com
HuffPo: Was there an exact moment that you can point to when you realized you have a gay following?
Snooki: I always knew. I feel like I get along more with gay guys than I do...
Snooki and JWoww: Girls.
HuffPo: Really?
JWoww: My gay best friend Joey was like, "Do you know that Perez [Hilton] talks about you guys all the time?" We love everybody but Joey was like, "No! You don't get it!" [Laughs] Me and Joey have been friends since I was 16 and we moved to New York together and he's the reason I'm on ["the Jersey Shore"].
Huffpo: JWoww, last year you tweeted that you were upset that gay marriage wasn't legal in New York yet. What are you thinking about the current fight to get it legalized in New Jersey?
JWoww: The same [as I thought about gay marriage in New York]. I was living in New York last year and now that I'm living in Jersey, I want the same thing there. My best friend couldn't get married.
Snooki: I told her to run for president so that everyone could get married. Because I certainly can't [run for president.]
JWoww: I was really upset -- that's what I tweeted about. My friend couldn't get married. He had to get a domestic partnership [at the time] and I was so pissed off about that. I was like, "I want to go to your wedding. You're going to be my bridesmaid and I'm going to be your bridesmaid..."
Snooki: Is he going to wear a dress?
JWoww: I don't know. I hope so. [Laughs]
Via: huffingtonpost.com
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The 13 Best Kumail Nanjiani Tweets
Based on the show's surprisingly awesome ratings, you may know Kumail Nanjiani from TNT's “Franklin & Bash.” But you may not know that he's one of the funniest stand-up comics working today, and you need to look no further than his Twitter to see that.
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This Netflix User Found The Bright Side Of "From Justin To Kelly"
Hallelujah indeed sir. Hallelujah indeed.
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What Are You Listening To?
So, let's hear it. Post a YouTube video in the comments so we can listen along!
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Emma Stone Rocks A Bikini And Other Links
More like this please. Kudos to Emma for not letting anyone pressure her to change her body. Also, vegetarian orangutans have started eating tiny, adorable mammals. These and other buzz that we missed today await your clicking pleasure.
No orangutan! Don't eat that! - [HuffingtonPost]
Kids at political rallies look as bored as we all feel. - [Slate]
Oscars may choose to cut Muppets from the broadcast. Internet justifiably incensed. - [TheWeek]
Blurry video of a bear with fish wooly mammoth taken in Siberia. - [TheHairpin]
Scarlett Johansson needs to stop talking about politics. - [Celebitchy]
Denzel Washington was waterboarded just to see what it was like. - [Vulture]
Minecraft creator putting his millions to good use. - [1Up]
Turns out Americans want to be able to just walk to the damn store. - [GOOD]
Headline Story: Ms. Stone took some time off in Brazil over the weekend and a sneaky photog got some great shots. - [PopSugar]
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Lana Del Rey Will Gut You With Her Talons
Pretty sure Lana Del Rey is a werevampire of some sort. The woman has Nosferatu nails.
Source: x17online.com
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In Hanukkah Card, Santorum Cited Wrong Testament
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Khloe Kardashian Poses For Photo With Her Real Dad?
At the Kardashian family photo shoot (sigh) earlier today, Kylie Jenner tweeted a photo of Khloe embraced by the guy who many media outlets have been speculating to be her real father with the caption, “First official photo of my sister and her dad!” Either the Kardashian Klan are in on the joke or their family is so, so much weirder than we thought.
Via: @KylieJenner
This man is Alex Roldan, a hairdresser who's been working with Kris Kardashian since the 80s -- the same decade in which she had an affair while married to Robert Kardashian.
Here's another Instagram photo of Khloe taken today (for those who think the above picture looks photoshopped):
Later on in the day, Kylie responded to the buzz about the photo she posted like so:
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Harry Potter In 60 Seconds
For all two of you that haven't read the books or seen the movies. This should totally clear up any questions you had.
Source: youtube.com / via: themarysue.com
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10 Places Beyonce Doesn't Belong
Shame on all of you.
On this old man:
In the word "ambiance":
On this guy's ass:
In a news headline involving a stabbing:
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Official Trailer For "Iron Sky"
Space Nazis from the moon. This is exactly the culmination of awesome I was looking for in 2012. “Iron Sky” hits theaters April 4.
Via: boingboing.net
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California Teenager Is Addicted To Eating Plastic
Just when I thought that TLC's “My Strange Addiction” couldn't surprise me again, some girl named Kailyn showed up gnawing on a remote control.
Source: youtube.com
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Shirtless Jim Carrey Detained By Police While Wearing Fake Mustache
They say it's all for an upcoming episode of “30 Rock.” We'll see about that.
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CNN Suspends Roland S. Martin For Homophobic Super Bowl Tweets
Roland S. Martin is about to have even more time to tweet. That's because CNN announced this afternoon that Martin, a contributor to the network, has been suspended indefinitely following a pair of homophobic tweets he wrote during last Sunday's Super Bowl (which, as BuzzFeed pointed out , were representative of a larger anti-gay pattern of his).
Here is CNN's full statement, via Metro Weekly:
Roland Martin’s tweets were regrettable and offensive. Language that demeans is inconsistent with the values and culture of our organization, and is not tolerated. We have been giving careful consideration to this matter, and Roland will not be appearing on our air for the time being.
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Four Photos Of Alleged Super Bowl XLVI Sniper Nest
Deadspin has more regarding the authenticity of these photos that began circulating on this 4Chan board Tuesday afternoon. The whole thing is still kind of unsettling.
Source: deadspin.com / via: socialsounder.com
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19 Famous People Who Started As Extras
You don't start at the top. Just remember, for every extra that makes it as a star there's 10,000 that don't.
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Parents Force 4-Year-Old To Walk Naked In Snow [Disturbing]
Duo Duo's dad was reportedly trying to teach him to be strong and healthy during their family trip to New York City. The weather was eight degrees Fahrenheit when the boy was just crying for a hug.
Especially uncool around 0:50 when mom and dad make him lie down on the ground to apparently do push-ups.
Source: telegraph.co.uk / via: english.eastday.com
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Twitter Buzz: Bryan Cranston With A Nerf Gun
I would imagine he wiped the floor with the kids from “Modern Family,” but who knows. He definitely has the biggest gun… Plus, Gary Busey has some thoughts on butterflies, Matthew Lillard is a big deal (in his own head), and ladies, Ice T wants you to try his “Dick Test.”
Source: @StarringRico
Source: @THEGaryBusey
Source: @FINALLEVEL
Source: @danecook
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"Friday Night Lights" + "Parks And Recreation" = Best New Tumblr
This is the most important Tumblr of our time. If it's a “Friday Night Lights” screenshot, it has a “Parks and Rec” quote. If it's a “Parks and Rec” screenshot, it has a “Friday Night Lights” quote. And if it's on “Clear Eyes, Full Parks, Can't Lose,” it's hilarious.
Source: cleareyesfullparkscantlose
Source: cleareyesfullparkscantlose
Source: cleareyesfullparkscantlose
Source: cleareyesfullparkscantlose
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