Yes, please, give me the twenty-minute origin story of your special beans.
17 Terrible Things About Coffee Shops
Photo Evidence That Ian McKellen Officiated Patrick Stewart's Wedding
Here’s the sole public photo of their wedding. Brace yourself for cuteness!
The wedding occurred on September 7th at Lake Tahoe in front of approximately 100 guests. Bride Sunny Ozell wore a lace dress by English designer, Temperley London.
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WARNING: THESE CORGIS ARE COMING FOR YOU
There is nothing you can do. Accept your fate.
Oh, shit. Look.
It's two life-changingly cute corgis walking down the street right towards you. Are they brothers? YUP. Looks like it.
Aw, hell no! You've been spotted!
THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU.
11 Posh Pieces Of Jesse Jackson Jr. Swag Being Auctioned Off By The Federal Government
Nice mink buddy.
Former Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. will spend 2 1/2 years in jail for using campaign funds on TVs, restaurant dinners, an expensive watch, and other costly personal items.
The U.S. Marshals Service started selling Jackson's SWAG online Tuesday, with proceeds going to help repay $750,000 in campaign funds that the Chicago Democrat illegally spent. Here are the most lavish pieces up for sale:
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Tegan And Sara Remade Their "Closer" Video With Dogs
When a pug gets her heart broken, the world weeps.
Maybe you didn't realize it's what you've been waiting for until just now.
It is. It's what the world has been waiting for.
14 Hacks For Americans Studying Abroad In The UK
With the start of the new academic year, here is a survival guide to help US students coming to study in the UK for the first time.
Studying abroad in the UK this year? You’re in good company! Around 50,000 Americans study in the UK each year, following in the footsteps of the likes of Bill Clinton, Cory Booker, George Stephanopoulos, Kris Kristofferson, Naomi Wolf, Justice Stephen Breyer, Tom Friedman, J.K. Galbraith, Rachel Maddow, Wesley Clark and Bobby Jindal. With 4 of the top 10 universities, no wonder so many Americans come to study every year!
Here at the embassy, we’re proud to be responsible for running the brilliant Marshall Scholarship, which select around 35 talented young Americans to study in the UK annually. We just had our big send-off for the 2013 class, which you can read about on the Ambassador’s Huffington Post column here.
Here are our top tips for enjoying your experience in Blighty. Good luck!
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Get a British phone number
Discard that US phone! Mobile Phones (cellphones) are inexpensive in the UK! Way cheaper than the US for unlimited texts/data.
BONUS TIP: In the UK, all mobile numbers begin with 07… no such thing as an area code.
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Everything closes (early!)
You will learn this in your first week as you pick up bits and bobs. Shops (stores) close at 5 or 6pm. However, Thursdays they are open LATE! (7pm).
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Freshers week
Freshers Week is the UK version of ‘orientation’ but a lot more fun. Two things to remember: Have fun & be safe.
Tip: Save taxi numbers to your mobile. Everyone will be trying to get home at the same time so beat them to it. Also, it’ll likely be raining so save yourself from getting wet by carrying a brolly (umbrella).
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Ghost In Ohio Students' Basement Turns Out To Be A Real Live Human
Those mysterious bumps and creaks in the night? It’s just Jeremy.
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Strange occurrences kept happening in an off-campus home rented by some very brave Ohio State students, who would joke that their house was haunted when the microwave and oven were unexplainably left open.
When the guys decided to quash the poltergeist legend by going exploring in their basement, they discovered something potentially more terrifying: A locked door with strange noises coming from behind it.
After maintenance workers knocked the door down, they discovered a room with human-type items such as textbooks and framed photos.
But the items didn't belong to a human who died in that room and remained in afterlife limbo forever haunting their fixer-upper and microwaving Hot Pockets. Their "ghost" was actually a fellow student at Ohio State named Jeremy who had been living in the home's basement unbeknownst to the renters.
The 25 Most Relatable Mindy Lahiri Quotes From "The Mindy Project"
Mindy Lahiri loves romantic comedies, food, and Beyoncé. Basically, she’s all of us. Season 2 of The Mindy Project premieres tonight at 9:30 p.m. on Fox.
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Here's Every McDonalds Sandwich Stacked In One Tower
Courtesy of a website called DudeFoods , of course.
This is The McEverything.
We owe its existence to Nick, the Milkwaukee-based editor of DudeFoods.com, who says this has been on his bucket list for years.
To make The McEverything, Nick ordered every sandwich McDonald's offers for both breakfast and lunch.
That cost $140.33 (plus a diet coke).
6 Completely Insane Sports From Around The World
How many melons can *you* smash open with your forehead?
If you find this even slightly entertaining...
Then you're gonna love the rest of these.
9 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today
What It Was Like Finding Out Zac Efron Had Been To Rehab
So many emotions for dear Zac.
First the news broke that Zac Efron had done a stint in rehab five months ago.
And it was like, WHAT? HUH? WHEN? WHY?
Five months ago?!?!?
It couldn't be.
9 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today
Why Are Texans Such Dirty, Dirty Football Players?
Among other findings, a look at personal foul and unsportsmanlike conduct data from the past 10 years turns up a LOT of aggression in the Lone Star State and the allegedly relaxed West Coast.
Nebraska didn't actually come up in our calculation, but probably only because Ndomukong Suh eventually ran out of eligibility.
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It's intuitively obvious to any college football fan that their team's main rival is the dirtiest, most unsportsmanlike program in the game. But what are the actual facts of the matter? We used a database of play-by-play data generously provided by the MGoBlog Michigan site to answer the question, looking at the last 10 full seasons of games between FBS teams to find which programs had been charged with the least and most personal fouls and unsportsmanlike conduct penalties per game. (Personal fouls are given for unnecessary, dangerous plays like clocking a guy who's already run out of bounds, while unsportsmanlike conduct penalties are for non-contact infractions like taunting and telling a ref you're going to murder him. For simplicity's sake we only counted plays marked "personal foul" or "unsportsmanlike conduct" in the NCAA's play-by-play info. A few other specific aggressive acts, like roughing the passer, have their own separate designations.)
Check the complete info here or read on for the highlights.
The 20 Dirtiest College Football Teams, 2003–2012
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• The four dirtiest teams in this sample were the University of Texas San Antonio, UMass, Idaho, and South Alabama, all of whom made the jump from lower-level football to the FBS at some point in the last decade. This result might make sense to anyone who's found themselves physically outclassed in competition — sometimes your only recourse is to hack, shove, and elbow and hope the ref doesn't see it — except that UTSA was actually not bad last year, its first at the FBS level, putting up an 8-4 record. UTSA's coach, by the way? Larry Coker, late of the University of Miami.
• The most misbehaving team of the last decade in a single season: last year's UCLA squad, which racked up a remarkable 45 personal fouls and eight unsportsmanlike conducts over the course of 14 games.
• The West Coast is definitely NOT mellow when it comes to football. Seven of these squads — UCLA, Utah, Oregon State, Oregon, Arizona State, USC, and Washington State — are members of the Pac-12. SoCal and the Portland area getting testy!
• In less surprising stereotype news, Texas is all ABOUT violent fouls and trash-talking. Texas Tech, Texas State, Texas, and the aforementioned UTSA all crack the top 20, with Baylor (22), UTEP (28), Texas A&M (29), and TCU (32) just outside the chart. Only 10% of FBS teams are from Texas, but a quarter of the dirtiest 32 teams play there. Meanwhile, only one Texas team (Rice) is on the cleanest-teams chart below.
10 Reasons To Be Excited About Season 4 Of "The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills"
The first promo for Season 4 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills promises more drama, drinking, and dreck. Here’s why I’m looking forward to the November 4 premiere.
Queen Yolanda.
At last season's reunion, Yolanda established herself as giving the least fucks out of any Housewife next to Brandi. She's fiercely opinionated, but she isn't sloppy, which makes her perhaps the most important Housewife to watch. Also, she can survive on lemons and cayenne pepper alone. Scary!
Brandi is embracing her dark side.
From misunderstood villain to misunderstood ally to... misunderstood villain again? If the promo is to be believed, Brandi will be drunker and meaner this season. And while it's harder to sympathize with her that way, it definitely makes for better television. Slur away, Brandi!
Lisa is tired of Brandi's shit.
If Lisa is truly off of Team Brandi, we're in for an explosive season. While this showdown feels almost inevitable, it's actually kind of surprising — for awhile, it looked like these BFFs would never turn on each other. Thank the Bravo gods for public feuding.
More mixed metaphors about chess and puppets.
Lisa is manipulating everyone like puppets! Puppets who play chess! Honestly, none of this makes any sense, but Brandi does have the best line in the promo — and it's chess-related: "I know you're the chess player of all time, but I just fucking checkmated you, bitch."
How To Turn 6,700 Weapons Into Musical Instruments
Mexican artist Pedro Reyes makes sweet music from lethal tools.
Glock-enspiel.
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Gun guitar.
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Bullet harp.
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Oh, no big deal, just welding some gun parts for a jam sesh.
10 Mugshots From The 1930s With Curious Details
People should really think twice when picking a criminal alias.
A capsule provided by the Tyne & Wear Archives and Museums, these mugshots are thought to be taken in the 1930s in and around Newcastle, England.
"Bad character" but amazing hair.
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"Enters by means of skylight." Also fancies himself a Spiderman.
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Alias: "Cocky."
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Red Carpet Chatter At Esquire's 80th Anniversary Party
We stopped by Esquire’s 80th Anniversary party in New York and here’s what the guests had to say.
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27 Survivors Of Sexual Assault Quoting The People Who Attacked Them
Project Unbreakable is an online photography project that aims to “encourage the act of healing through art.” Trigger warning for sexual assault.
This is Grace Brown, the 21-year-old founder of Project Unbreakable.
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Two years ago, Grace began photographing survivors of sexual assault holding up posters on which they quoted their attackers.
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Since its founding, the project has showcased over 2,000 survivors' stories.
The only requirements are that submissions be nameless, and within quotation marks. Below are a few poignant examples.
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Sportscaster Drops Extensive Rap Lyrics During Awesome Segment
Check out Louisville Sportscaster Adam Lefkoe adding 46 classic rap lyrics into his five minute spot. No diggity, no doubt.
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