The perfect storm of Sunday night television helped break the popular food delivery site on Sunday night in New York.
The "Girls" Premiere And The Golden Globe Awards Broke Seamless
10 Comics That Capture The Anxiety Of Graduation
Break your heart on Monster.com.
This might be your food budget after graduation.
You'll be leaving your friends to lease one of these.
Or maybe you'll return home to find this.
This will no longer be acceptable attire.
The Most Important Rapper For Every Major City
Not the best. The most important.
27 Ways The Capybara Is The Life Of The Party
It’s like if a moose met a hamster who met a dog and they all mated to create this beautiful, beautiful life of the party.
We should all know by now how just generally smart and talented capybaras are...
...and just how adorable they are.
But did you know they are actually the life of the* party?
*ANY party. The life of ANY party.
Well, you should know.
Governor Left Giant Bear In Bathroom For Next Governor
A bathroom surprise.
Former Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell left this (stuffed) bear in the office bathroom of his successor now-Governor Terry McAuliffe. According to WTVR it's a tradition in Virginia to prank the incoming governor.
Joe St. George Twitter Feed / Via Twitter: @JoeStGeorge
7 Struggles Every Pale Person Can Understand
No, I’m not sick. THAT’S JUST HOW I LOOK.
LINK: Inspired by this post.
Here's What Emoji Would Look Like In Real Life
It happened .
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Thanks to Liza Nelson's Tumblr, Emoji IRL. LOL., you can finally look into the cold, dead eyes of "Mustache Man," or admire the fine detail on everyone's favorite "Gun" emoji. The Tumblr looks to be a recurring series rather than an exhaustive catalogue, meant as part art project, part celebration. As Nelson writes on her Tumblr, "By finding, posing, and sculpting emjois in real life I've created a set of shrines to the individual characters. Because somebody had to do it."
They're pretty great, though "Mustache Guy" is a little jarring.
Liza Nelson / Via emojiirllol.tumblr.com
There's the old standbys, like "Gun"...
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15 Ways To Eat More Feta And Be Happier In Life
Because with feta, everything is betta. (sorry)
Spinach, Feta, and Artichoke Dip
The Super Bowl is coming, and you need to invite this dip to your party.
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INGREDIENTS
One 6-ounce can of artichoke hearts in water, drained, thinly sliced and patted dry
One 10-ounce package of frozen spinach, thawed, chopped and wrung dry in a clean kitchen towel
3/4 cups finely grated fresh Parmesan
3/4 cups mayonnaise
3/4 cups sour cream
1/2 cup lightly toasted pine nuts
1/2 cup crumbled feta cheese
Zest of 1 lemon
1 tablespoon freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 garlic clove, peeled and crushed
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
DIRECTIONS
1. Place your oven rack in the center position and pre-heat the oven to 425 ℉.
2. In a mixing bowl, stir together the artichoke hearts, spinach, mayonnaise, sour cream, lemon zest and juice, the pine nuts, black pepper, salt, and 1/2 cup of the parmigiano cheese.
3. Rub the inside of a small baking dish with the crushed garlic, then discard the clove. Pour the mixture into the dish and spread top an even thickness, sprinkle the top with the remained 1/4 cup of parmigiano and the crumbled feta.
4. Bake until the top browns and the dip heats through, about 20-30 minutes. Remove from the oven and let cool slightly before serving with pita chips, or the crackers of your choice.
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Feta Frozen Yogurt with Blood Orange and Mint Granita
Creamiest fro-yo you've ever had. Get the recipe on Food52.
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Grilled Skirt Steak with Greek Salsa
Tender, juicy skirt steak topped with a chopped salad and a generous sprinkle of feta. Nom. Get the recipe on Food52.
Via food52.com
16 Signs You Are At A South Asian Wedding
No boxed gifts please.
The bride's jewelry is worth more than your entire college education:
Via weheartit.com
The wedding will never start on time. A 6 p.m. invitation actually means 8 p.m.:
For further reference: "Desi Standard Time"
Penis Pump Claims Becoming A Stiff Problem For Federal Government
It’s a big problem.
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American taxpayers are getting the shaft paying for Vacuum Erection Systems.
A long, hard report released by Health and Human Services (HHS) Monday revealed that Medicare has been paying "grossly excessive" prices for penis pumps that amount to "more than twice" what is paid on the open market. In the U.S., penis pumps may be covered by Medicare if they are deemed medically necessary.
But how could the federal government be paying such inflated prices in such a stiff market? The report points to Centers for Medicare, Medicaid Services (CMS), which has the responsibility of setting the federal payment rates for penis pumps, covered under the Medicare Part B prosthetic benefit. It's another deflating issue for an agency that has already gotten speared over its management of the Obamacare website.
A typical Vacuum Erection System, complete with VHS tape.
Via anactivelife.com
The overpayments are firmly on the rise, according to the report. HHS determined that Medicaid services overpaid for penis pumps by an average of $14.4 million a year between 2006 and 2011. Hard numbers like that should pressure anyone who's interested in eliminating government waste stand at attention and pour themselves a stiff one.
In the six years of the study, Medicare paid for 473,620 penis pumps at an inflated $172.4 million. The study also revealed that claims for penis pumps are shooting up fast, nearly doubling from $20.6 million in 2006 to $38.6 million in 2011.
35 Amazing Behind-The-Scenes Photos From The Original "Star Wars" Trilogy
Peter Mayhew who played Chewbacca started tweeting out these incredible photos because #nostalgia and #tbt. Thank you sir, this is a treasure trove.
This 6-Year-Old Girl Is A Breakdancing Prodigy
What were you doing at six years old? Not breakdancing like this kid, that’s what.
Meet B-Girl Terra. She's a mere six years old. At first glance, her moves are adorable and strong.
But then stuff gets real. This girl is about to kill it.
Killin' it.
Check out Terra dancing in Jungle's music video for the song "Platoon." You will not regret it. Not one bit.
French President Hollande Refused To Answer Questions About His Alleged Affair
The President said he wished he could sue the magazine that printed the claims for invading his privacy.
Philippe Wojazer / Reuters
Dominique Charriau / Getty Images
The press conference kicked off at the Elysee at 4.37pm local time. Hollande starting speaking.
14 Online Comics Censored In China
Web comics removed by censors from China’s Weibo social network.
An edited textbook, which briefly became a meme.
Mao's portrait with an air pollution mask.
Made during the Beijing airpocalypse of Feb 2013.
On Chinese activist Xu Zhiyong's arrest:
By @成涛漫画.
On manufacturing consent:
By @RebelPepper, probably the most active (and oft-censored) political cartoonist on Weibo. Earlier this year, he was detained by Beijing police.
Listen To Jenny Lewis' New Song, As Heard On "Girls"
The track, which played over the credits in the episode “Truth or Dare,” was co-written by Vampire Weekend’s Rostam Batmanglij.
"Completely Not Me" will be on the second volume of the Girls soundtrack, available on Feb. 11.
The Definitive Cycle Of Online Dating
Round and round it goes. Where does it stop? Ugh, I don’t know.
The Decision
That's it: you're over your ex, tired of being single, and ready for the online dating world!
NBC / Via reactiongifs.com
The Choice
While you should choose a site based on success rate, you actually choose a site based on cost and effort needed for profile completion.
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The Profile
The easy part is cropping, enhancing and filtering your photos so everyone sees the best you. The tough part is answering questions that make you think about who you are, who you’re looking for and what you want. What is this, therapy?
nbcparksandrec.tumblr.com / Via giphy.com
The Matches
The dating site uses their complex, hyper-sensitive algorithm and sends you a list of people you matched with. You judge 75% of them by their photo and don’t even bother reading their profile. (Because, honestly, we already know that you enjoy Friday nights both at the club and staying in to watch a movie.)
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Gisele Freaks Out Mothers Everywhere By Driving A Quad With Her Baby In Tow
Would it have been better if she had a sign that said “Baby On Board”?
If you haven't already noticed, people are freaking out about Gisele riding Costa Rica driving a quad with her baby without a seatbelt.
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But it's important to remember that she did the very same thing last March alongside Tom Brady.
Splash News
Where was the outrage then? Does it make a difference that her husband was beside her the first time around?
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Or is Gisele just irresponsible for driving her child around without a seatbelt?
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10 Ramen Foods Even Crazier Than The Ramen Burger
Ramen creations: rad or ridiculous?
Move over, Ramen Burger.
Learn how to make this baffling burger at SeriousEats.
Via seriouseats.com
Ramen Crust Pizza
Learn how to bake this peculiar pizza for Super Bowl Sunday at SeriousEats.
Ramen Egg Nest Cookies
Create these cute cookie cups with this recipe.
Via cbc.ca
Vice Has Released A Five-Part Documentary On Being Young And Gay In Russia
“People are homophobes, they are just against us and they are not afraid of police; they are not afraid of government — they just come and kill gay people.”
A new Vice documentary, Young and Gay in Putin's Russia, has a crew traveling to Moscow ahead of the Sochi Winter Olympics to take a look at how the anti-gay policies are impacting the everyday lives of LGBT youth.
The five-part documentary will not only explore what it's really like to live under the oppressive anti-gay laws...
VICE
...but also how LGBT youth are fighting back.
The 18 Worst Types Of People On The Subway, As Explained By Dogs
The creepy starer, the pole hogger, the gross eater — these are the menaces that make public transit a painful experience.
The loud phone talker.
Just because there's reception on above-ground trains does not mean you are allowed to talk loudly on your cell phone. Unless this is a life-or-death kind of call, keep it quiet, buddy.
The yelling-for-no-reason person.
I'm sorry, who are you? Why are you yelling? This is an INDOOR space, thank you. Whether you're talking to your friend who's a foot away from you, or you're talking to yourself, there's no reason to scream. We're all in this together, and we'd prefer to keep our hearing intact.
The person who holds the door open, delaying the train.
Oh, don't you dare give me that apologetic look. You are single-handedly holding up a train that is carrying hundreds, nay, THOUSANDS of people, and you have the audacity to look SAD about it? Step out of that doorway and let us get on our goddamn way. I want to go home.
Via pbh2.com
The train platform sprinter.
Look, I get it. You want to get from train A to train B, and you're in a rush. But guess what? I'm still a physically present being that doesn't deserve to be trampled just because you're in panic mode. Don't run me over, dude. Just don't.
Via pbh2.com