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Doing Homework On Sunday: The Video Game
Aldon Smith Of The 49ers Detained At The Los Angeles Airport For Indicating He Had A Bomb
The 49ers linebacker was arrested at the Los Angeles International Airport after yelling during a security screening he had a bomb.
Aldon Smith of the 49ers was arrested on charges of "False report of a bomb threat" at LAX.
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Smith was with 49ers cornerback Chris Culliver, who recently pled guilty to a felony charge of possession of brass knuckles and two misdemeanor charges involving a hit and run.
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10 Reasons Why Librarians Are Awesome
In celebration of National Library Week (4/13-4/19), here is an homage to a group of greatly misunderstood and underappreciated professionals.
11 Things That Jenny McCarthy Has Said About Vaccines
In an editorial, the actor/advocate claimed not to be anti-vaccines. Here’s what she’s said about them in the past.
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These Genderbent Disney Characters Are Astoundingly Gorgeous
Artist Sakimichan painted Disney characters with an awesome twist. Honestly they’ve never looked better.
"She" Takes Center Stage In The First "Gone Girl" Trailer
Watch Ben Affleck hunt for his missing wife in director David Fincher’s theatrical adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s acclaimed novel.
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The biggest book of 2012 (and 2013, in all honesty) is set to become the biggest movie of 2014 as Ben Affleck and David Fincher bring Gillian Flynn's Gone Girl to theaters, and the first trailer for the film — also written by Flynn and set for release on Oct. 3 — seems to indicate everything we loved about the book remains.
And the one thing nearly everyone loathed about the book, the ending, has been changed!
Affleck stars as Nick Dunne, a seemingly loving husband who comes home one day to discover his wife, Amy Dunne (played by Rosamund Pike), is missing. But to the police, Amy's diaries present a much darker picture of her husband, turning him into their prime suspect.
Perfectly scored to the oft-covered "She," the trailer and song combine in an unexpectedly haunting way within the context of this atmospheric and intoxicating trailer.
Once you watch, call the tip line displayed in the trailer (855-4-Amy-Tips) for a nifty treat that will delight book fans, and new fans, alike.
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Mr. Bean Is Nothing Like Mr. Bean In Real Life
Who would’ve guessed??
Many of you know Rowan Atkinson from the CLASSIC film Mr. Bean.
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13 Things You Need To Throw Away Immediately
Basically, everything you own is disgusting.
Seriously: There is so, SO much bacteria running around your house. But there doesn't have to be.
That's the spirit!
These Beautiful Nature GIFs Will Leave You Perfectly Relaxed
Proof that beauty is all around us.
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These May Be The Most Well-Behaved Dogs In The History Of Dogs
Thanks for making the rest of us look bad.
These four dogs start each meal with a silent prayer.
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After they've finished eating they bus their own dishes.
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Sorry, mom. While I was pushing away my vegetables, these dogs were reading Emily Post.
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Show offs.
9 Astute Insights Into The 4th Season Of "Game Of Thrones"
Here’s what the characters have really been thinking .
25 Mouthwatering Dessert GIFs
WARNING: GIFs so delicious and lustful it’s down right pornographic!
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How Much Of A Hippie Are You?
More hippies, less hipsters.
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The 20 Creepiest & Most Bizarre Moments From "The Last Unicorn"
One of the best, most beautiful animated films of the ’80s was also one of the strangest and most unnerving.
20. "Have a taco."
While this moment is not one that we would consider creepy or unnerving, it is bizarre enough to warrant a mention. Having been captured by Captain Cully and his men, Schmendrick is invited to the fire and then... offered a taco. A taco? A taco. If there's any doubt that that's actually what Cully said, it's in the novel as well. Right there in black and white.
HOW BAD IS IT?: It's confusing. They were just complaining about having to eat rat soup, but suddenly... tacos? What? How would they even make them? With what? Who's got tortillas? They don't even have a proper assembly area for the tacos! Huh? Bzuh?
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19. The cat is all kinds of messed up.
The cat is one of the more helpful characters in the film, but we can't help but notice that the poor thing is all fucked up with a peg leg and eye patch, hinting at some horrible past trauma. Though, on the plus side, at least someone in the castle cared enough about him at some point to rig him up with the necessary accessories.
HOW BAD IS IT?: His banter with Molly is enjoyable, so we're only mildly bothered by all of his injuries.
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18. The caged dragon.
We don't get a full look at the dragon, but we get enough of an eyeful to know that we don't need to see any more. Its squiggling, scaly appendages and bizarre fur-covered hide are stomach turning.
HOW BAD IS IT?: If we'd gotten a good hard look, it might have given us nightmares.
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17. The Midgard serpent.
This creature moves even less than the aforementioned dragon — and we also see less of it — which might be why it's just a tad more bothersome. We get the impression that it's a huge, hulking thing. Not seeing the rest of it makes our stomachs quiver a bit.
HOW BAD IS IT?: Pretty bad. The villagers look nauseous, and we would too.
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How In Love With Cheese Are You?
Do you get all melty and gooey for the stuff?
12 Reasons Breakfast Food Is The Best Food
It’s the most important meal of the day, anytime of the day.
Reason #1: BACON
No explanation needed.
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There are SO many options...
Eggs, pancakes, biscuits, fruit, toast, waffles, crepes, granola, cereal, muffins, the list is literally endless
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You can make it sweet
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Or savory
"Hardcover Bound 2" Parodies Kanye West For Book-Lovers
The women behind internet sensation ” B*tches in Bookshops ” are back, this time parodying Kanye’s ” Bound 2 ” music video.
Is there blinking?
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Yes, there is blinking.
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What about horses?
You better believe it.
Disturbing Proof That "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie" Was Seriously Messed Up
Nickelodeon, what was your 2004-self thinking?
In The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, David Hasselhoff makes a cameo and offers Spongebob and Patrick a piggyback ride home to Bikini Bottom.
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So, naturally, filming this scene was super awkward.
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BUT IT WAS EVEN MORE AWKWARD BECAUSE THEY BUILT AN OVERSIZED REPLICA OF THE HOFF FOR VISUAL EFFECTS.
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HERE IS THE HOFF, STANDING NEXT TO THE HOFF.
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52 Thoughts You Have When Getting Your First Tattoo
“No ragrets.”
1. The time has come — let's head to the tattoo parlor!
2. Oh my gosh, there are so many options on the walls.
3. Do people actually get some of these?
4. Looks a little elaborate....
5. Good thing I came in knowing what I wanted.
6. It costs how much??
7. Alright. It's worth it.
8. I just have to do it.
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9. Oh my god, I'm getting nervous now.
10. I wonder how many people have gotten the same kind of tattoo as the one I want.
11. I wonder how much the artist will judge me on my tattoo.
12. I wonder how much she'll judge me if I cry.
13. That has to be pretty common, right?
14. Now she is leading me to another room.
15. At least if I cry nobody else will see.
16. Okay, the blueprint is on my skin.
17. Last chance to back out.
18. Oh my god she's holding the needle. Oh my god she's holding the needle.
19. These needles are safe, right?
20. I won't catch some kind of disease?
21. I should have taken that into consideration before I made it this far into the process.
22. IT'S ON MY SKIN.
23. Welp, no turning back now.
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