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29 People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed On Facebook
12 Creepiest Things You Can Find On Etsy
The heaven of all crafts is also a secret interwebs hell.
Vintage Rectal Speculum
For those of you who like to avoid those pesky co-pays at the doctor's office, here's your very own DIY kit.
"It is in good condition with some minor signs of age and wear."
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Preserved Heart
Thankfully, the heart is not human, it's turkey. Even better news, the seller also has eyeballs on the market. So there's that...
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Denture Hair Combs
You know, for those fancy occasions.
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Fetish Art
I figure this is the equivalent of Instagram having a nightmare filter.
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The Hardest "Full House" Quiz You'll Ever Take
You’re in big trouble, mister, if you don’t score a 100%.
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7 Times Texts Were The Best Way To Say It
Sometimes things are just better said through texts.
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What Your College Major Says About You
The first major decision you’ll make as an adult.
Journalism
J-LIS BABY! You're super intense, always thinking about deadlines, and are constantly on the prowl for the next big story, even though you're "just" writing for your college newspaper. You're basically addicted to checking your email and Twitter, and you will not hesitate to correct everyone's grammar. You also get frustrated at how slow everyone else seems to be moving on campus. And when Saturday night comes? You don't get drunk, you get CRAZY drunk, because you don't do anything halfway.
Netflix
Communication
You are OBSESSED with social media, especially #hashtags. You're 99% sure you could NOT live without your Starbucks lattes and your leggings. No one, NO ONE is better at picking a filter for Instagram pictures than you. But most of all, you love the sound of your own voice — you always have something to say about everything, and everyone NEEDS to hear your opinion, even if they don't want to hear it.
HBO
Theater
Drama doesn't stay on the stage for you, it permeates every corner of your life. You LIVE for the drama. Dark clothing and scarves are probably your ~thing~ when it comes to fashion, and you always, always hang out exclusively with your gaggle of theater friends. People who took theater classes to "get an easy A" were and forever will be the bane of your existence.
Warner Bros.
Business
You were BORN to wear a suit and tie and tote around a suitcase, even if you don't really have anything to carry in it during your college years. You're a shark in the ocean that is college, and you LIVE for group projects — and may even get a little *too* passionate for them. Sure, a business major isn't the most exciting degree you can study for, but you're about the dollars, not the diploma, right?
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9 Fast Food Facts You Won't Believe Are Actually True
Subway is a bigger chain than McDonald’s. Based on this post.
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19 Bad Things That Happened To Jared Leto
Why do bad things happen to good Leto?
This shirt, the sunglasses...
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And these cornrows.
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This eyebrow-hair combo.
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This guyliner.
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Let's Face It, There Probably Won't Be Any "Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" Sequels
Lisbeth, we hardly knew ye.
Sony Pictures
It wasn't that long ago — only four years, in fact — that we cared a lot about who would play Lisbeth Salander, the punk hacker heroine of Stieg Larsson's Millennium trilogy, in David Fincher's American adaptation of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
When the movie, starring Rooney Mara as Salander and Daniel Craig as investigative journalist Mikael Blomkvist, was eventually released in December 2011, it did fine — and Mara even earned a Best Actress Oscar nomination. Fincher's 160-minute film was unsparing in its violence, especially during the harrowing rape scene featured in the book (and in the Swedish version of the film as well), and its R-rating was not given lightly. Perhaps as a result, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo fell short of the outsized economic expectations for what was meant to be a three-movie franchise. According to Box Office Mojo, it brought in $102 million domestically and another $130 million internationally. (Its production budget was reportedly $90 million.)
Nevertheless, in the weeks after its holiday release, Sony, the studio behind the films, said that it was going to move forward with both The Girl Who Played With Fire and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest.
But according to a source close to the film, the franchise is not currently a priority at Sony, though there are still ongoing discussions about it. A spokeswoman from Sony declined to comment.
Millennium series fans, I believe it is time we face the fact that it is extremely unlikely that either or both sequels will ever be made. Especially with the cast from the first movie. Sony has an option on the Larsson books until December 2015, at which point the rights would go back to the books' publisher and the author's famously contested estate. (Larsson died in 2004 at age 50.) But it's not for lack of trying that sequels haven't gone forward: Steve Zaillian, the screenwriter who adapted The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, also adapted The Girl Who Played With Fire, and last summer IndieWire reported that Andrew Kevin Walker (Seven) was rewriting it. There were also reports that Craig would be cut out of the sequel to save money, and that it would primarily be Salander's story, which would be strange, considering that the hard-to-adapt second book — because the two main characters barely appear together — focuses more on Blomkvist.
Though the Swedish versions of the three books were international hits (and made Noomi Rapace, who went on to star in the Sherlock Holmes franchise and Prometheus, a sought-after actress), the source material was never going to be easy to translate for American audiences. Only the first of Larsson's novels has a contained mystery; the second and third books delve into a sprawling conspiracy with Salander at its locus, involving sex trafficking, government corruption, misogyny, hacking, and the purchase of IKEA furniture. They are delightful. But difficult.
Nevertheless, had The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo made a billion dollars, I would imagine there would be impetus to figure out this puzzle. When asked by ScreenRant last year whether she thought she would be playing Salander again, Mara said: "I hope that they make the second one. I'm just not sure when they're going to. I mean, I hope they make it soon, because I'm not getting any younger."
None of us is, Rooney!
19 Spectacularly Nerdy Wedding Cakes
Geek eats: Wedding Day Edition.
Doctor Who
Game of Thrones
Sherlock
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Amy Adams Gave Up Her First-Class Airline Seat To An American Soldier
When the American Hustle actress saw a uniformed soldier board a flight to L.A. she volunteered to give up her first class seat and sat in coach, a witness said.
The seat-swapping was witnessed by ESPN host Jemele Hill, who had been upgraded to the first-class cabin on the Detroit-to-Los Angeles flight.
The flight attendant told Hill the soldier and Adams later met privately on the plane.
Zendaya Pulls Out Of Lifetime's Aaliyah Biopic
Production of the television movie has been put on hold.
Zendaya Coleman will not play Aaliyah in a Lifetime television movie.
The 17-year-old actor and singer is "no longer involved" with the project, a rep confirmed Sunday, just weeks after Lifetime announced her casting.
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Shortly after, Aaliyah's uncle and former manager Barry Hankerson vowed to stop production of the film, saying that a TV movie would be "too small" a tribute.
It's possible that Aaliyah's family's wish that the film not be made had something to do with Zendaya's decision to pull out.
A Lifetime press release in June said Zendaya would re-record four Aaliyah songs for the film, but on Sunday, a source told E! that the biopic had "problems obtaining the rights to Aaliyah's music."
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This Is What Happens When You Accidentally Email Your Entire Company
I created a monster.
On a Thursday morning, June 19, my life was forever changed when I woke up without hot water.
While arguing with my landlord to get the water running on his day off, I sent a copy to the wrong email chain — instead of sending it to my manager and two editors it was sent to BuzzFeed employees worldwide.
Then things really started to get out of control.
My brilliant co-workers sent GIFs.
Fashion At The 2014 BET Awards
All the looks coming out of the Staples Center in LA!
Ashanti
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Kerry Washington
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Amber Rose
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Michelle Williams
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This Is How To Put Pants On Without Using Your Hands
You’ve been wasting precious energy every morning of your life.
Youtube user Now 夠了沒 has broadcast a genius method of putting on pants.
It is one that forgoes the often irritating and time-consuming use of hands.
7 Things Busta Rhymes Looked Like At The BET Awards
Latinos Murdered At Twice The Rate Of Whites In California, Report Says
The report found Latinos are generally at a “cumulative disadvantage” in California’s criminal justice system.
The report paints a picture of "cumulative disadvantage" for Latinos, who are more likely than whites to be victims of crime in general, and experience unequal treatment at all levels of the criminal justice system despite being the largest ethnic group in the state.
Latinos, for example, are more likely to be shot than whites, and their homes more likely to be burglarized.
But they are less likely to be shot or robbed than African-Americans, according to data collected by the Bureau of Justice Statistics from 1994 and 2011.
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They are also more likely to be survivors of more than three crimes.
A 2013 survey of crime survivors in California found that 43% of Latinos experienced three or more crimes within the past five years, compared to 36% of crime survivors overall.
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An increase in immigration has also led to a rise in hate crimes against Latinos, according to the report.
In a 2013 survey of several counties in southwest California (including Los Angeles County), 44% of Latinos said they would be hesitant to report a crime for fear that police would ask them or others about their immigration status.
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BET Spelled Lionel Richie's Name Wrong At The BET Awards
CNN Confuses Twitter With Poll About Whether Jose Antonio Vargas Should Stay Or Be Deported
The livetweets were part of a showing of Vargas film Documented , which tells the story of his journey as an undocumented immigrant in America.
CNN aired Jose Antonio Vargas' film Documented Sunday night and tweeted about it as the movie aired.
The film tells the story of Vargas coming out as an undocumented immigrant and traveling the country talking to people about his situation.
Many were not pumped about the approach.
For Everyone Questioning Pharell's BET Awards Uggs
Turn down for cozy.
Pharrell showed up to Sunday's BET Awards in a pair of print sneakers.
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Then he performed in a different pair of yellow sneakers.
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The 15 Biggest Summer Jams From 2004
Memories of burning Hoobastank’s “The Reason” on to a summer mix CD.
Usher, "Burn"
"Burn" was the second single released from Usher’s blockbuster album, Confessions. The single quickly shot up to No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100, knocking off, funnily enough, his song “Yeah!” from the top spot.
The song topped the Billboard Hot 100 for eight nonconsecutive weeks.
Alicia Keys, "If I Ain't Got You"
"If I Ain't Got You" was the second single released from Alicia Keys’ second album, The Diary of Alicia Keys. It peaked at No. 4 on the Billboard Hot 100 in July 2004.