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44 Things A Pizza Lover Would Never Say

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“Vegan pizza.”

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1. Broccoli.
2. Let's get a salad instead.
3. Los Angeles is the pizza capital of the world.
4. New York pizza is SOOOOOO overrated.
5. So is Chicago pizza.
6. I hate Italy.
7. I had the greatest slice of pizza at California Pizza Kitchen.
8. Ew...cheesy crust.
9. It's totally a bad idea to have leftover pizza for breakfast.
10. Cold pizza is just the worst.
11. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has never given me pizza cravings.
12. Vegan pizza.
13. Pizza Hut only delivers until 11 p.m.? I understand that. Delivering past 11 is unreasonable.
14. No, I don't have Papa John's on speed-dial.
15. That Domino's "pizza tracker" is so inaccurate.
16. I had pizza yesterday so I probably shouldn't have pizza today.
17. Kale is a great topping.
18. Meat lovers? WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL DO YOU THINK I AM?!
19. Please! I insist, my friend! Take the last slice!
20. Little Caesars sounds like a fantastic pizza spot.
21. Baby...of course I would still date you even if you hated pizza.
22. Pizza at our wedding? WHAT?! Never. Nope. DO. NOT. APPROVE.

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23. I hate crusts.
24. Pepperoni is too spicy for me.
25. I can't. I'm on a diet.
26. Should I order pizza and watch Netflix or go out? I'M GOING OUT! WHERE'S MY COLOGNE?!
27. Can you pass me a fork and knife?
28. That's enough Parmesan cheese.
29. Let's get pizza from Subway.
30. What is that god-awful pizza smell?
31. $6.59 for a slice? That's totally reasonable.
32. Pizza for a dollar? What kind of sick joke is this?
33. I never wanted to go to Chuck E. Cheese's as a kid.
34. You know what would be a great topping? Guacamole. Yeah...
35. I agree... Going to a pizza spot on a first date is a terrible idea.
36. It's 2 a.m. I'm drunk and hungry as hell... The best thing to do is go home and sleep.
37. Pizza party? What are you, 8?
38. I've never fallen asleep with a pizza box on my bed. That's disgusting.
39. Is a medium pizza enough?
40. Oh no...not bacon...not on my pizza.
41. Red wine does not compliment pizza very well.
42. Neither does beer.
43. I'm full. I will not have one more slice.
44. OK. Now I'm full.


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Cooking With Bugs Is Less Disgusting Than You Might Think

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Beyond just a novelty, Chef David George Gordon’s interest lies in sustainability. The concept of eating insects as food is called entomophagy. One of his most popular lecture topics explores the next big revolution in food production, which essentially replaces beef, chicken and pork with eco-friendly critters like crickets, mealworms, spiders, centipedes, and more. Raising cattle and other animals requires a tremendous amount of resources, whereas insects are far less taxing on the environment. Gordon cites that to an estimated 80% of the world's cultures, bugs are just another food group.

Bugs can be a great source of protein and nutrients, although Gordon always recommends exercising caution when first cooking with bugs. To begin, if you’re allergic to crab, lobster, or shrimp, there is a good chance you’ll also be allergic to bugs. One thing to also keep in mind, you always want to avoid harvesting bugs from places that use pesticide. Eating bugs that have eaten pesticide is essentially eating the pesticide itself. Chef Gordon purchases his bugs from a supplier in Austin, Texas, called Aspire.

When done right, these dishes can be exciting and healthy. “In many cases, kids are way more adventurous eaters than their parents,” Gordon says. “After one of my cooking demos, a parent or two in the audience will complain that they can't get their kid to eat anything. Yet they just watched little Jimmy get up on stage and eat a scorpion. I tell them, ‘You should try serving scorpions at home. I bet Jimmy would really like that.’”

It’s 2015 and bugs are on the menu.

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Scorpion Scallopine

Yield: 4 servings

Ingredients:

-1 pint low fat milk

-8 frozen desert hairy scorpions or a similar species thawed

-1 cup white cornmeal

-2 tablespoons unsalted butter

-1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice

-2 tablespoons fresh parsley, chopped

Pour the milk into a medium-size bowl; add the scorpions and set aside while preparing the rest of the ingredients.

In a 12-inch skillet, melt the butter. Remove scorpions from the milk mixture, allowing the excess to drain off. Dredge the scorpions through the cornmeal, one at a time.

Only after the scorpion’s stinger is removed from the body are these little guys dipped in milk and rolled in cornmeal.

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Shake off the excess flour.

Place the scorpions in the hot butter and cook until they are golden brown, about two minutes. Then turn the scorpions over and cook until done, about one minute.

Dipping a scorpion into milk in preparation for Scorpion Scallopine.

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Drain on paper towels. Sprinkle with lemon juice, voila!

Grasshopper Kabobs

Skewered along with red and green peppers, this super easy to make number can be drizzled with teriyaki glaze before grilling. Bug apetit!

Yield: 6 servings

Ingredients:

-12 frozen katydids, grasshoppers, or other large-bodied orthoptera, thawed

-1 red bell pepper, cut into 1 ½-inch chunks

-1 small yellow onion, cut into 8 wedges

For the marinade:

-½ cup fresh lemon juice

-1 tablespoon olive oil

-1 teaspoon honey

-1/2 teaspoon

-Freshly grated ginger

-1 tablespoon Dijon mustard

-2 tablespoons minced fresh herbs such as parsley, mint, thyme, and tarragon

-¼ teaspoon salt

-Pinch of freshly ground pepper

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Mix all ingredients for the marinade in a nonreactive baking dish. Add the katydids, cover, and marinate in the refrigerator overnight. When ready to cook, remove the katydids from the marinade and pat dry.

Assemble the kabobs by alternately skewering the insects, bell pepper, and onion wedges to create a visually interesting lineup.

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Brush the grill lightly with olive oil.

Cook the kabobs 2 or 3 inches above the fire, turning them every two or three minutes and basting them with additional olive oil as required. The exact cooking time will vary, depending on your grill and the type of insects used. However, the kabobs should cook for no longer than eight or nine minutes.

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Orthopteran Orzo

Time calls Gordon’s Orthopteran Orzo his signature dish. Gordon prefers to use cricket nymphs in this recipe because they are more tender than the adults, largely because their wings haven’t developed yet. Perhaps his most accessible dish, this one has been a real crowd pleaser in Gordon’s experience.

Yield: 6 servings

Ingredients:

-3 cups vegetable broth

-1 cup orzo

-½ cup grated carrot

-¼ cup finely diced red bell pepper

-¼ cup finely diced green bell pepper

-1 tablespoon butter

-1 clove garlic, minced

-½ cup chopped yellow onion

-1 cup frozen two- or three-week-old cricket nymphs, thawed

-2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley

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Bring the broth to a boil, then stir in the orzo. Continue boiling the orzo until it is tender, about 10 minutes; drain any extra liquid, then quickly add the carrot and red and green peppers. Mix evenly and set aside.

In a separate skillet, melt the butter and add the garlic, onion, and crickets. Sauté briefly until the onions are translucent and the garlic and crickets have browned.

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Combine the cricket mixture, including any liquid, with the orzo and vegetables, top with the parsley, and serve.

Deep-Fried Tarantula

As you can imagine, a couple precautions must be taken before safely deep-frying a tarantula. First, the spider’s abdomen must be cut off. Second, the hairs on its body must be singed off with the help of a lighter.

Yield: 4 servings

Ingredients:

-2 cups canola or vegetable oil

-2 frozen adult Texas brown, Chilean rose, or similar-size tarantulas, thawed

-1 cup tempura batter

-1 teaspoon smoked paprika

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In a deep saucepan or deep fat fryer, heat the oil to 350°F.

With a sharp knife, sever and discard the abdomens from the two tarantulas. Singe off any of the spider’s body hairs with a crème brûlée torch or butane cigarette lighter.

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Dip each spider into the tempura batter to thoroughly coat. Use a slotted spoon or your hands to make sure each spider is spreadeagled (so to speak) and not clumped together before dropping it into the hot oil.

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Deep-fry the spiders, one at a time, until the batter is lightly browned, about one minute. Remove each spider from the oil and place it on paper towels to drain. Use a sharp knife to cut each spider in two lengthwise. Sprinkle with the paprika and serve.

Cricket Nymphs

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Encourage your guests to try the legs first and, if still hungry, to nibble on the meat-filled mesothorax!

Skewered Sonoran Centipede

Gordon’s Skewered Sonoran Centipede is a recipe he is currently adapting for his upcoming appearance at the 111th Explorers Club Annual Dinner in New York City on March 21, at which he’ll be serving a variety of bug snacks and speaking on the sustainable practice of entomophagy.

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With great dexterity, Gordon skewers these creepy crawlies and seasons with a secret mixture of spices.

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For more fun bug recipes check out Chef David George Gordon website here or buy The Eat-A-Bug Cookbook here.

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26 Horror Films That Will Make You Never Want To Have Sex Again

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If you’re not afraid of getting down and dirty, you’re not paying attention. Warning: SPOILERS for many movies ahead!

Rosemary's Baby (1968)

Rosemary's Baby (1968)

Directed by: Roman Polanski
Written by: Roman Polanski
What it's about: Pregnant Rosemary Woodhouse (Mia Farrow) becomes convinced that there's something wrong with whatever's growing inside her, and it's all part of a conspiracy that includes her husband Guy (John Cassavetes).
What it'll make you afraid of: Being betrayed by your partner into carrying the demonic spawn of Satan. Also, post-sex scratch marks will now have you questioning whether you actually did the deed with the devil.

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The Last House on the Left (1972)

The Last House on the Left (1972)

Directed by: Wes Craven
Written by: Wes Craven
What it's about: Mari Collingwood (Sandra Cassel) is raped and murdered by escaped convicts. When the perpetrators show up at the door of Mari's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Collingwood (Gaylord St. James and Cynthia Carr), seek revenge.
What it'll make you afraid of: A blow job with teeth. To be fair, Weasel (Fred Lincoln) totally deserved it, but you'll definitely think twice about where you put your penis — not that you shouldn't already!

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Don't Look Now (1973)

Don't Look Now (1973)

Directed by: Nicolas Roeg
Written by: Allan Scott and Chris Bryant
What it's about: After the drowning death of their daughter Christine, John (Donald Sutherland) and Laura Baxter (Julie Christie) take a trip to Venice, where they meet a blind psychic (Hilary Mason) who claims she can see Christine.
What it'll make you afraid of: The inextricable link between sex and death. You might think you and your wife are finally moving past the death of your daughter, but you'll later flash back to that passionate fuck-fest when you're bleeding out.

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Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)

Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)

Directed by: Paul Morrissey
Written by: Paul Morrissey
What it's about: Baron von Frankenstein (Udo Kier) is obsessed with creating a master race to serve him, and he hopes the head of a lustful stableboy (Joe Dallesandro) will speed up the breeding process.
What it'll make you afraid of: Being used — do you genuinely want to get down with that person, or are you being manipulated by a mad scientist? Also, rough sex can result in disembowelment, apparently.

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Which Song Should You Have Sex To On Valentine's Day?

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Let’s make sweet music together.

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21 Feelings You Experience When Your Fave Band Member Gets A Girlfriend

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She’s infringing on your imaginary territory.

Suspecting your fave is stepping out on you when he's snapped with another girl.

Suspecting your fave is stepping out on you when he's snapped with another girl.

Hmmm... time to start lightly stalking him on social media.

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Compulsively checking his tagged pictures to see if he pops up on her Instagram.

This is just a friendly peck, right?

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Crying in horror when you finally see her appear on HIS Instagram!

Until they post pictures of their wedding, you've still got a shot.

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Obsessively stalking social media to determine whether or not they're actually a couple.

Obsessively stalking social media to determine whether or not they're actually a couple.

He follows her on Twitter but NOT Instagram? It's definitely not love.

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Which YA Character Would Be Your BFF?

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Because there can only be one BFF in your life.

11 Problems DJs Know Too Well

Jennifer Lawrence Posed Naked With A Snake And It's Iconic

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It’s un-boa-lievable.

Jennifer Lawrence: She's an Oscar-winning actress, pizza aficianado, and mortal enemy of staircases.

Jennifer Lawrence: She's an Oscar-winning actress, pizza aficianado, and mortal enemy of staircases.

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But what we DIDN'T know about JLaw was she is a friend of reptiles everywhere.

But what we DIDN'T know about JLaw was she is a friend of reptiles everywhere.

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UNTIL TODAY.

(This is from Vanity Fair's most recent March 2015 Hollywood issue.)

What an #ICONIC moment for snakes everywhere.

What an #ICONIC moment for snakes everywhere.

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10 Profound Quotes We're Definitely Not Just Making Up As We Go Along

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These quotes are as profound as they are 100% real.

"The easiest road isn't always the shortest road, but at least it's a road."

"The easiest road isn't always the shortest road, but at least it's a road."

Wow. Talk about profound.

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"If you strive to treat others only as you would like to be treated, people might give you a handshake or even a Lego set."

"If you strive to treat others only as you would like to be treated, people might give you a handshake or even a Lego set."

Profound or what? By the way, we're definitely not just making these quotes up as we go along.

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"The world is a banquet of endless splendour and you should sample everything it has to offer. But don't bother with go-karting because it's not as fun as you might think."

"The world is a banquet of endless splendour and you should sample everything it has to offer. But don't bother with go-karting because it's not as fun as you might think."

We found this one in a book. We're not going to tell you which book because you don't really need to know. The point is this is a profound quote and we're not just making these up as we go along.

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"There is a bicycle in Heaven for every man, woman, and child. Not even kidding. It's like bike city up there."

"There is a bicycle in Heaven for every man, woman, and child. Not even kidding. It's like bike city up there."

You don't believe this one's real? This is one of our personal favourites, and we definitely didn't just make it up.

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Which TV Show Should You Binge-Watch Alone On Valentine's Day?

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You’ve got your box of tissues, ice cream and self-bought box of chocolates at the ready. Time to further numb the pain with a TV binge.

Poll: If Brian Williams Steps Down, Who Should Replace Him?

34 Signs You Are Actually Selina Meyer From "Veep"

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“Stick a thermometer up Washington’s ass. See how much heat I just created.”

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You also have the ability to remain calm and collected during times of crisis.

You also have the ability to remain calm and collected during times of crisis.


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Terrifying Engine Fire Forces Plane To Make Emergency Landing

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A passenger aboard VivaColombia Flight 8023 captured this dramatic video shortly after takeoff Wednesday from El Dorado International Airport in Colombia.

Shortly after taking off Wednesday at El Dorado International Airport, a passenger captured video of flames shooting from one of the plane's right engines.

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Flight 8023 left the airport in Bogota and returned 15 minutes later after declaring an emergency, according to data from Flightradar.24.com:

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Full video of the incident can be seen on YouTube:

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Luckily, no injuries were reported from the incident.


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How Many Of These Non-Disney Animated Films Have You Seen?

16 Babies Who Are More Excited About Chipotle Than You


Which "Legends Of The Hidden Temple" Team Would You Be On?

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It’s more than just a cool T-shirt — it’s a lifestyle.

31 Things About The 2000 Grammy Awards You May Not Remember

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It was the day of one of the most iconic moments of ’00s.

Aaron Carter was there and dressed like he was going to his tap dance recital.

Aaron Carter was there and dressed like he was going to his tap dance recital.

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Sisqó was in his peak Unleash the Dragon-phase (aka the "Thong Song"-era).

Sisqó was in his peak Unleash the Dragon-phase (aka the "Thong Song"-era).

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We still cared about Fred Durst, 'cause it was 2000 (crazy times).

We still cared about Fred Durst, 'cause it was 2000 (crazy times).

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The pre-Osbournes, Osbournes were there and even eldest daughter, Aimee, joined in on the Grammy red carpet fun.

The pre-Osbournes, Osbournes were there and even eldest daughter, Aimee, joined in on the Grammy red carpet fun.

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