19 Dreams Every "Gilmore Girls" Fan Wishes Would Come True
Which Movies Ruined Your Life Forever?
No YOU’RE gonna need a bigger boat, I’mma stay on dry land.
Watching movies can be one of the greatest things in the world.
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But there are those rare films that can, and will, ruin your life. Forever.
Warner Bros.
Maybe it was Jaws that made you literally never want to go in the ocean again.
Universal Pictures
Or maybe it was The Truman Show that made you think your life is actually a TV show, and everyone just saw you drink that bottle of shower-wine or fart in your sleep.
Paramount Pictures
The Results Are In, This Is How Guy's Junk Stacks Up Against Each Other
The more you know…
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Nothing was off limits with questions ranging from size, shape, maintenance, and even insecurities people have.
These were some of the most popular results:
Most guys consider their dick size...average. Specifically, 66% of those polled or 75,000 people say they're between 4-6 inches.
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68% of pollers answered that they're growers not showers. Specifically, 69,400 people said they only get big when it's time for action.
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Taylor Swift Has Invented The Hottest New Dance Move
It’s time to learn how to “Mom-Croon.”
Taylor Swift has become, what some might say, one of the most #iconic award show dancers of our time.
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The Mom-Croon - (noun) A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain.
Used in a sentence: "Oh look, Taylor's being embarrassing again– just mom-crooning away in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she's crying."
Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC's as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
Anthony Bourdain Made An Adorable Pancake Bar For His Daughter's Slumber Party
And now you’ll want to make one, too.
Anthony Bourdain is many things: chef, author, TV star, and silver fox.
15 Faces Everyone Who Is Over Summer Will Recognize
Winter is coming… but not soon enough.
When you hear that it's going to be in the 90s all week.
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When it gets cloudy enough to rain, but doesn't.
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When your friends invite you to a theme park even though you know it will be overrun with annoying kids on summer vacation.
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When you evaluate your social plans based on how much sun-to-skin contact they involve.
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17 Cosy Melbourne Bars That Will Keep You Warm Until Summer Comes
Because we all know this city’s winter extends well into spring.
The Charles Weston Hotel, Brunswick
If you don't know The Charles Weston Hotel, you should. Set back just off Sydney Road opposite the Barkly Square carpark, The Charles Weston Hotel goes a little unnoticed, but its fireplace is one of the best in Brunswick. The front bar is supremely cosy, so settle in and make sure you order the haloumi burger.
Lazerpig
Avoiding any generic classification, Lazerpig manages to fuse disco ball bar with pizza parlour, and absolutely nail it. The pizza is chewy and excellent, there's a fireplace and you can choose to spread out at a table in the dining area or down your slices up at the bar.
Leonard's House of Love, South Yarra
Just opened by the guys from Sweetwater Inn, Leonard's House of Love is South Yarra's new communal lounge room. Complete with '70s mustard couches, and everything else belonging to the era, we recommend slipping into the sofa or pulling up a log stool next to the fire. With beef-stuffed chicken, burgers, and a range of beers, you're bound to have a good time.
The Alderman, Brunswick East
Can't think of a better way to spend a wintry night than inside by a fire playing board games? Then The Alderman is your bar, and you should make yourself right at home. Order some Sicilian food from Bar Idda next door, get a bottle of wine, and settle in for a game of Scrabble.
This Is What The Cast Of "Scrubs" Looked Like In The First Episode Vs. The Last
Here's Teenage Chris Hemsworth Playing King Arthur In A Terrible Wig
Blink and you’ll miss him.
Before he was Thor, even before he was in Summer Bay, Chris Hemsworth got his start in acting at the age of 19 in children's show Guinevere Jones.
27 Things Only People Who Grew Up Swiss Will Understand
18 Very Real Reactions To Your Vibrator Dying
How Well Do You Remember The Lyrics To “Around The World” By ATC?
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We Know Your Favorite Hobby Based On Your Zodiac Sign
The stars have spoken.
This Guy Takes A Sunday Morning Jog Through The French Alps Like It Ain't No Thang
Wow.
Sebastien Montaz-Rosset grew up in the French Alps and loves "playing and working in the mountains." This is what his Sunday morning jog looks like:
Before the jog gets underway, Sebastien gets a refreshing wash in the freshly melted snow.
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The terrain is pretty standard and the view is whatever.
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Basic stuff, really.
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Are You More Monica, Phoebe, Or Rachel?
This is pretty freaking important information.
Denny's Has A Tumblr Account And It's Hilariously Awesome
“Not many people know that Denny’s is where medieval knights would eat to celebrate glorious jousting victories.” WHAT.
You might already know that Tumblr is a source for all kinds of gold, including gems like this one.
It's a pretty great source of puns in general, really.
But did you know that Denny's has it's own official Tumblr, and that it's amazing?
Yes, this is Denny's the restaurant we're talking about.
They have some pretty great puns going on.
A Mommy Found The Most Clever Spot To Hide During Hide-And-Seek
Let the nostalgia kick in.
Remember when you were playing hide and seek with your mommy and daddy as kid? They would always mess with you and hide in the most OBSCURE (or not-so-obscure) places and you could never find them. Live through it again, through the eyes of Liam.
Kristin aka mom picked the BEST spot.
WHERE IS MY MOMMA?
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GOT HER! GOT HER!!!!!
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Nothing is sweeter than a mother's love for their child.
This 87-Year-Old Grandma Is Slaying Your Faves On Instagram
She has been stealing your man since 1928.
Meet Baddie Winkle, the most badass grandma on Instagram...
...and if you you're not one of the 1.1 million people following her, then you're REALLY missing out....
...’cause at age 87, she is SLAYING kids a quarter of her age.
First and foremost, Baddie proves that age is REALLY nothing but a number....
How To Tell If You're Dating A Catfish
For when something’s fishy.
They text you so much that they must have an unlimited data plan.
Add me to that family plan though, yanno?
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You met when you noticed them in your "other messages" folder on Facebook.
Totally legit.
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All of their pictures online are VERY attractive.
Like, have they ever had a bad hair day??
The WB
They rarely ever send you selfies when you ask.
It takes a couple of hours.
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This Menstrual Pad Commercial Manages To Both Fat-Shame And Period-Shame Women
How incredibly efficient.