Annoying teachers and students alike since the beginning of time.
The 19 Most Adorable Teacher's Pets
37 Awesome DIYs To Make Before School Starts
The only thing better than new school supplies are the extra special ones you make yourself.
Revamped Lunch Box
Decoupage a photo to the front and cover the inside with blackboard paint for changeable messages.
Mind Blowing Facts About Movies
Crazy mind blowing facts about popular movies you probably didn’t know!
Would YOU Help A People Smuggler?
Would YOU help a people smuggler? Australian comedian Nazeem Hussain tests the theory by loading up his van with some illegal immigrants and dropping them off at various businesses. Legally Brown coming soon to SBS ONE
Would YOU Help A People Smuggler?
Would YOU help a people smuggler?
Comedian Nazeem Hussain tests the theory by loading up his van with some illegal immigrants and dropping them off at various businesses.
Legally Brown coming soon to SBS ONE
35 Clever Food Hacks That Will Change Your Life
We all cook and we all eat food. So why not make both of those easier? From avocados to 10 essential uses for coconut hacks , these will change your life.
Remove avocado stems to gauge its ripeness
Wrap the Top of Your Bananas with Plastic Wrap and They'll Last 4-5 Days Longer
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Know how to Use Your Coconuts
Coconuts can be used for everything from shaving to washing your hair.
Here are many more uses for cocnuts that you would have never thought of.
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Cup bacon and eggs together for convenient breakfast bites
If you love bacon and eggs for breakfast, try out this little hack for bite sized portions.
12 "So You Think You Can Dance" Routines Guaranteed To Give You Chills
From happy to sad and from contemporary to hip-hop, you will feel ALL THE FEELS.
"Hallelujah" — Alex and Allison, Season 7
Choreographed by Sonya Tayeh, this routine represents one's need for salvation and peace. Nigel loved it so much, he said it set a new standard for the show.
"Ramalama" — Group Dance, Season 2
This dance by Wade Robson is so quirky and fun, you just have to love it.
"Outta Your Mind" — Twitch and Alex, Season 7
Alex is a BALLET dancer, and watching him break it down with Twitch to a Tabitha & Napoleon routine gives you so many happy feels. Even Ellen DeGeneres loved this.
"O'Fortuna" — Brandon, Season 5
Hands down the best solo this show has seen (except maybe Cyrus). The power Brandon's body has is almost unsettling.
26 Paralyzing Moments Of Paranoia That Happen To Everyone
Don’t even bother leaving the house anymore. But there’s probably a serial killer hiding in your bathtub.
When your friends give you really vague plans because ugh they don't want to see you so stop asking.
When you plug something into an outlet, you momentarily reminisce about what a great life you had.
When the elevator stops for a minute and oh my god you're trapped.
Quite Nice Pictures / Via dadlovesmovies.com
When someone borrows your phone and you just know they're going to drop it.
30-Year-Old Woody Allen's Resume
It’s pretty much exactly what you might expect. (He was already pretty successful.)
This gem, written in the first-person, is from "from the files of his former press agent" back in 1965 according to Tumblr user Old Showbiz. At this point in his career he had already spent a successful week on the Johnny Carson Show and is quite confident in his career — "the press has been extraordinary" — and his own visions for it.. I particularly enjoy his hobbies: "not drinking and avoiding sex." Perfect.
"Kick-Ass" Star Aaron Taylor-Johnson Suits Up For "GQ"
The 23-year-old shows that he’s all grown up for the September Issue spread shot by Nathaniel Goldberg.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson was always a heartthrob.
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Just look at how adorable he was with Chloe Moretz when they filmed the first Kick-Ass
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He got a bit older and was still hot.
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Even when he got a scruffy and tried to look like Johnny Depp.
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The 15 Funniest Cat GIFs Of The Summer
We went through hundreds of GIFs. These are the best.
Tony CatHawk.
Exceptional Parkour Cat.
Before,,,and after.
PoleCat.
16 Mind-Blowing Fruit Facts
Some of this stuff is BANANAS. (Sorry.)
Not all oranges are orange.
In sub-tropical growing regions (like Brazil, the country that grows the most oranges in the world) there are never temperatures cold enough to break down the chlorophyll in the fruit's skin, which means it may still be yellow or green even when it's ripe. But because American consumers can't fathom such a phenomenon, imported oranges get treated with ethylene gas to get rid of the chlorophyll and turn them orange.
This also means that Florida oranges tend to be yellower than California oranges, because they're grown further south.
Most commercial fruits are clones.
Which, when you actually look at supermarket displays of perfectly identical apples and oranges and peaches, isn't that shocking. Producers want specific varieties of fruit, called cultivars (say, Fuji apples or Bosc pears) to remain perfectly consistent, without all the unpredictable genetic mutations you get with old-fashioned sexual reproduction (pollinating flowers, planting seeds, and seeing what the heck comes up).
The clone tree armies are grown by grafting.
If you ate a Macintosh apple and planted the seed, the tree it grew would produce apples that looked and tasted nothing like Macintoshes. So, instead of planting seeds, growers attach a cutting from the genetically desirable tree onto an existing branch or sapling (called the "rootstock") so that the grafted bit produces apples genetically identical to those on the tree it was cut from. If you look closely at the tree in the photo, you can see that there are multiple types of apples on the different branches, all grafted onto one rootstock tree.
With seedless fruit, like some citrus, the necessity of grafting is even more extreme: Since the trees don't produce seeds (originally a genetic mutation that was noticed and propagated because it's so darn convenient), they're incapable of reproducing without being cloned by humans.
24 Things That Make You Say "Really, ESPN?"
I mean, REALLY? REALLY?? REALLY???
This Saturday, Fox Sports 1 will launch across the country with the goal of challenging and perhaps one day overtaking ESPN as the the preeminent sports network. There will be an inevitable learning curve, but as of right now they haven't had the opportunity to make mistakes and be ridiculed — with the exception of that stupid football robot, Cleatus — so, to help them out, I've compiled a bunch of things ESPN has done that FS1 should probably avoid repeating.
When they compare Kobe Bryant with a real mamba.
When they compare Ben Roethlisberger to a polar bear.
When they create white Michael Vick.
D'arcy Hyde for ESPN The Magazine
From Aaron Samuels To Zombie Ex-Wife: The Ultimate "Mean Girls" Alphabet
20 Ways To Take Your Short Hair To The Next Level
19 Photos That Will Change The Way You Look At Victoria Beckham
Perception ALTERED.
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19 Dogs Who Are Cat People
No need for a house divided, we can all get along!
"She tells me the funniest secrets!"
"See how cute his little feetsies are?!"
"I can't believe what you just said about my best cat friend! Apologize!"
"Yes, we've heard the 'got your thinking cat on' joke before. And we love it."
A Begrudging Ode To Derek Jeter By A Mets Fan
OK, he’s good.
First off, let me start by saying fuck this guy.
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Let me finish...
This handsome son of a bitch has been a indirect thorn in my side for 19 years.
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My whole life I've had to watch him casually win World Series after World Series.
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27 Pointless Projects To Do When You're Bored At Work
Waste time… productively!
Make one of these cool hand patterns.
Make a beautiful tree sculpture out of paper clamps.
Or a giant scorpion.
Build an X-Wing Starfighter.
Instructions here.
22 Chinese Signs That Got Seriously Lost In Translation
Seriously.
In case of emergency...
What they meant to say: Fire extinguisher.
You know, one of those time sex things...
What they meant to say: Disposable items.
Freshly caught, I hope!
What they meant to say: Carp from mainland China.
Can I get a fucking heart exam, too?
What they meant to say: Vaginal Examination Room.
Egyptian Military Rips Off Larry David Ad — And They're Not Joking
The Egyptian publication Voice of the Nation used the exact template of an advertisement for HBO’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm” to promote General Abdul Fattah al-Sisi in the midst of a military crackdown on protesters. “Deep inside, you know you’re him.”