“I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host?”
Which Talk Show Host Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
Can We Guess If You Pee In The Shower?
Urine the right place.
Which Character From "The Fosters" Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
The stars don’t lie.
We Know What Song Makes You Cry
♫ It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah ♫
15 Mind-Blowing Hamburger Alternatives You Should Eat This Summer
Get your grill on.
Firecracker Shrimp Burger With Avocado Tartar Sauce
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Blackened Salmon Burger With Herbed Cream Cheese
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Sweet Potato Black Bean Chili Burger With Baked Cheddar Beer Onion Rings
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Spicy Cauliflower Burger
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If Phil Dunphy Quotes Were Motivational Posters
“If you love something, set it free. Unless it’s a tiger.”
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73 Thoughts I Had Watching This Week's "Game Of Thrones," Including "Bye Felicia"
From now on, EVERYBODY LISTEN TO SANSA.
1. So the biggest event of the season is happening tonight, and here's what HBO Now currently looks like:
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2. So that's awesome.
3. Guess I'll go make a snack.
4. How's everyone doing tonight? Good? Watching the NBA Finals?
5. Cool, cool.
6. So here we are, 46 minutes after the premiere time, and JUST NOW the site is working.
7. So let's get started!
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We Need To Talk About Wun Wun On "Game Of Thrones"
A truly larger-than-life episode. Warning: spoilers.
Waring, this post contains spoilers for Game of Thrones Season 6, Episode 9.
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As expected the long awaited "Battle of the Bastards" went down in this week's episode.
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The battle was a huge event, and had some pretty intense acts of badassery throughout. However, one badass fighting for team Stark truly stood out amongst the rest.
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That badass was everybody's favorite wildling giant Wun Wun.
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24 Dog Pictures That Will Make You Say "Me On My Period"
These sweatpants are all that fit me right now.
When you literally feel it coming.
Aaaaand it's here.
When this is the only comfortable position.
It might look crazy, but it feels like someone finally stopped stabbing your uterus.
When you're contemplating whether or not to call in sick with PMS.
Can't come in. Bleeding from my vagina.
When someone suggests that your bad mood is the result of PMS.
SO WHAT IF IT IS, SUSAN?
These Auctioneers Auctioneering To Hip Hop Beats Is Your New Jam
Daaaaaamn.
Hot party tip: next time you need some hot jamz, go to Vine and find Auctioneer Beats.
Like...
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The account matches up beats with livestock auctioneers doing that supremely impressive fast-talking thing.
Can You Guess Which Disney Princess Secretly Wears A Wig?
Hairy situation ahead.
"Game Of Thrones" Fans Are Really Satisfied With This Twist
CONTAINS SPOILERS.
This post contains spoilers for Season 6, Episode 9 of Game of Thrones.
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DING DONG, THE DICK IS DEAD. Yes, Ramsay Bolton, Lord of Bastards in every sense of the word, is finally fucking dead.
Sure, we'll miss Iwan Rheon's incredible acting. BUT WE WON'T FUCKING MISS THE ENDLESS MISERY RAMSAY INFLICTED UPON EVERYONE AROUND HIM, ESPECIALLY OUR PRECIOUS BB STARKS. With a beating from Jon and a murder via his own dogs courtesy of Sansa, Ramsay came to a vicious, perfect end. And Game of Thrones fans haven't been so excited about a violent death since Joffrey was poisoned...
A Woman Was Mauled By A Bear In The Middle Of Running A Marathon
Karen Williams was on mile 23 of the race when she was mauled by the animal.
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The race, which also included a 10K and a half marathon, took place along the trails of the Valles Caldera National Preserve.
In a post on Facebook, Williams wrote she was about 23.5 miles into the race when she crested a hill.
When she got to the top, she noticed the bear charging at her. Williams said she also saw a cub, leading her to believe the bear was a female protecting her young.
"Then I was on my ass and being raked with claws and bitten," she wrote. "I cried out in pain and mama bear did not like that so she hit me with a left hook and bit my neck and started to try to shake me."
25 Things That Are Guaranteed To Happen When You Own A Cat
“That’s OK, I didn’t want that glass of water anyway. That can be your drinkie now, kitty.”
You will lose your cat for several hours and panic, before finding them at the back of the wardrobe.
At first you will try to stop your cat destroying your furniture, but eventually you will realise that some territory will have to be surrendered.
You will call your cat many names, but rarely the name you actually gave them.
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You will lose a lot of sleep.
Everyone Was Confused Why Usher Celebrated With The Cavs Last Night
Don’t worry, he totally belonged there.
On Sunday night, LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers cemented their place in basketball history when they became NBA champions in Game 7 of the 2016 finals.
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Everyone was super excited about this monumental moment...
...everyone including Usher.
This Woman Woke Up In The Middle Of The Night With A 16-Foot Snake In Her Bedroom
Oh my dear god.
An Australian woman was woken up by a 16-foot, 30kg python slithering its way through her hallway and into her guest room yesterday.
Trina Hibberd, from Mission Beach, Queensland, uploaded footage of the snake, sprawled across picture frames and wrapped around a hat rack, to her Facebook last night. It's absolutely insane.
"OK, we've got a visitor, and it's fucking huuuuuuugeee," says Hibberd as she pans along the snake.
"I mean, no, it's very big ... It goes all the way down over the hat stand."
"It is massive. Oh god."
We Know Your Exact Age Based On What Alcohol You Drink
Please drink responsibly.
Which Member Of Easy Company From "Band Of Brothers" Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
We’ve all got a little Guarnere in us.
42 Thoughts I, A Grown-Ass Man, Had While Watching "Finding Nemo" For The First Time
Can’t even deal with all these Nemo-tions right now.
This week, almost all my friends made plans to watch Finding Dory, then severely ostracised me for not having watched Finding Nemo.
It was "unacceptable," they claimed, and "embarrassing to remain friends at this point".
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I do NOT got a problem, big-eyed blue fish. Just missed a few important moments in my childhood ok?! NOW LET ME MAKE AMENDS AS A FULLY GROWN DUDE.
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OKAY LET'S BEGIN.
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22 Things Guaranteed To Happen When You Live With Other People In Your Twenties
There’s a lot more arguing about mould and bills than in any sitcom you’ve watched.
Someone will come in late, probably drunk, and knock over a full drying rack, waking the whole house up.
There will be a full-on stalemate over some washing up, and the cleanest person will crack first and just do it.
Even if they weren't the one arguing over the washing up in the first place.
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Someone will jump in the shower just as you had mustered the courage to finally get out of bed and pee, every single morning.
E!