Ranked in order of Hammability.
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Sometimes celebrities use their fame for good. These are those times.
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Sex sells? Please discuss.
Translation: "A high-quality network is vital on your business trips..."
MegaFon is Russia's second largest mobile phone operator.
This was one ad image from a multi-ad campaign.
See the rest of them here.
One of the most badly forced uses of sex in an ad I've ever seen.
Erect(ed) in Hollywood.
If you're unaware, Workaholics is a Comedy Central show about "three recent college grads desperately trying to adjust to adulthood."
That's supposed to be three stiffies.
CougarLife is a MILF dating site.
If this was in a magazine, no big deal.
But it was put up on Sunset in Hollywood.
Their first record since 1991 will finally come out in a few weeks. No, really! This is not a joke.
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Despite the pressure for this to be the best night of a girl's life ever, it never is.
If you don't have the most fun you've ever had, society will make you feel like a first-rate loser.
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And you'll have to get as sparkly as possible if you plan to go out because it's New Year's.
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Like, you'll spend DAYS coming up with this, leave the house with the attitude to match, and arrive at a party where everyone is just wearing flat ankle boots and skinny jeans.
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The Abba Twins are Thai nightclub promoters/fashionistas who post photos of their amazing matching outfits to Instagram. They're fantastic.
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Source: instagr.am
Americans get less vacation and take less vacation. Revolt!
On average, Americans who receive paid vacation get around 12 to 14 days. Numbers are similar in Japan, South Korea, and Taiwan.
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Take full advantage of what you get, right?! Nope. According to an Expedia survey, the average American employee has two days left over at the end of a year. A Hotwire survey, meanwhile, said it was more like 6.2 days.
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Per CNN Money: "Altogether, Americans are giving up 226 million unused vacation days this year. Considering that, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the average full-time worker earns $39,416 a year — that's $34.3 billion worth of time."
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So, about that E.U. passport...
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It's about time someone other than Beyoncé or Rihanna pose wearing leotard-tight bottoms with their legs open.
"Each image is composed like a work of art," Donatella Versace told WWD of this new campaign.
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Men are the new bras.
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See? The '90s are back. Leave it to Versace to not be ironic about it.
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This is kind of sad. But also not because Taco Bell is the shit.
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Half the size, all the grump.
"Ugh, really? You're taking a picture of us?"
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"Please just go away."
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She's not too pleased that her kitten pics got released.
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While his family sat courtside, Bruce got shafted to the second row. Poor Bruce.
Sad Bruce on the right.
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Sad Bruce still on the right.
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Sad Bruce behind.
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The art of the photobomb, illustrated by some of the world's finest.
LOL. YUP.
The article was posted on December 20th. Check out the caption:
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Jesus Christ. Welcome to my nightmare.
15 people were injured and 3 sharks died when a 33-ton aquarium cracked in a Shanghai mall. The glass was 6 inches thick.
Be afraid:
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Practice makes perfect.
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Boxing Day has nothing to do with puppies. Unless you are giving puppies as gifts in which case, can I have one?
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Reddit user JeremiahGorman just built his son memories that will stay with him for a lifetime. You can't buy this at the toy store.
Salvaged electronic parts
This awesome parody of The Gashlycrumb Tinies by artist eattoast contains plenty of spoilers, so watch out.
Source: eattoast.deviantart.com / via: doctorwho
In a strange move, the chain diner partnered with bands to make signature dishes. Sum 41 “Sumwich”, anyone? Early Katy Perry–inspired milkshake?
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Think back to 2009. Doesn't seem all that long ago, right? But what if I said "Sum 41 had their own Denny's sandwich"? Now it seems really far in the past, right?
Back in the late aughts, Denny's launched a menu aimed at young late-night snackers called "Denny's Allnighter," featuring signature dishes endorsed by various popular bands at the time. There was a decided pop-punk lean to the bands selected.
Take a deep breath in, and whisper "Hoooooooooobastank" as you exhale. Now let's examine some of the playbill for this high-calorie menu:
A tribute to Avril's former husband's homeland of Canada, the sandwich was eggs, cheese, and ham between two slices of French toast. Topped with powdered sugar.
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A burrito with spicy chicken strips, onion crispers, Pepper Jack cheese, cheese sauce, and BBQ sauce. Served with tortilla chips, cheese sauce, and ranch dressing.
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Gaga's fans are making Lego tributes to their idol, and they are adorable.
Here's a hand-painted Lego Gaga with a tiny cannon.
Via: toywiz
A lot of Lego Gagas replicate memorable moments from her live shows.
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Brazilian mega-fan Pedro Xavier recreated 9 stage sets from Lady Gaga's Monster Ball tour.
This Lego Gaga comes from Japan.
