You are Sam Weir. I am Sam Weir. We all are Sam Weir.
You hated picking up the phone:
This is what your first time drinking was like:
You said this every. single. day.:
You also said this every day:
30 Examples Of How We Were All Sam Weir In High School
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How Do You Dance To Dubstep?
Finally, an answer to this incredibly important question!
Via: answers.yahoo.com
OK, let's do this. First hit play on this bad boy.
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Get your arms loose, like this cartoon Link GIF.
Source: all-thingsrandom
And shake your neck out like this woman in a public library.
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"Jeopardy" Burns Taylor Swift
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25 Classic Pin-Up Girls And The Photos That Inspired Them
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Michelle Obama's Second "Vogue" Cover Slightly Less Awkward Than Her First
Bit still awkward. What's with the stilted smile?
Here's Michelle Obama's second "Vogue" cover, for the April issue.
There's something a bit stiff about it but it's slightly less stiff than her first cover for the magazine (below).
Source: vogue.com
The president also appears in the issue with Michelle.
Looking sort of awkward like most dads do in family portraits. (This was shot by Annie Leibovitz, mind you.)
Source: vogue.com
And then there's the obligatory shot of the subject looking pensively out a window, wearing a train.
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The FLOTUS first posed for the cover of "Vogue" following the 2008 election.
Vogue editor Anna Wintour was an even bigger fundraiser for Obama this election than last.
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15 Glorious Songs About Pie
Nothing inspires musicians more than pie. Not love, not sex, not drugs. It's pie. Especially if you are Paul McCartney.
Led Zeppelin, "Custard Pie"
This is the gold standard in hard rock songs about pie.
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D'Angelo, "Devil's Pie"
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The Sad, Violent Story Of The Upstate New York Shootout
After killing four people in a shooting spree, Kurt Meyers was killed this morning in a standoff with police. Here are the events leading up to Meyers' death.
Wednesday morning at around 9:30 a.m., 64-year-old Kurt Meyers of Mowhak, New York sets his apartment on fire.
Firefighters battle the fire at Kurt Meyers' apartment building at 32 S. Washington St. in the village of Mohawk, N.Y.
Image by Observer-Dispatch, Steve Hughes / AP
Neighbors recall Meyers as a recluse who never had guests and never spoke to anyone. He would drink alone at a nearby bar and had no known family. Police will later say his apartment contained numerous guns and ammunition.
This undated photo provided by the New York State Police shows Kurt R. Meyers.
Image by New York State Police / AP
After setting fire to his apartment, Meyers drives around the corner to John's Barber Shop. He walks in carrying a shotgun and asks the owner, John Seymour, "Do you remember me?" Seymour responds, "Yes, Kurt, how are you?" Meyers then opens fire.
The windows of John's Barber Shop are obscured after Kurt Meyers opened fire inside.
Image by Brett Carlsen / Getty Images
Meyers kills two customers, Harry Montgomery, 68, and Michael Ransear, 57. He critically wounds Seymour and another customer, Dan Haslauer. Witnesses of the shooting describe Meyers as methodical and calm.
Image by Brett Carlsen / Getty Images
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Best Peep Art In The History Of The Universe
Go ahead, do a Google search. This figuratively — and literally — destroys all the others.
Where is Peep President Morgan Freeman?
Via: reddit.
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20 Simple Tricks To Make Spring Cleaning So Much Easier
Spring cleaning doesn't have to be the bane of your existence this year. And you'll feel like such a boss once it's actually done.
Use a dustpan to fill up a tub of water for mopping.
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Clean your toilet with Coke.
Don't worry, it won't look that horrifying for long. Directions here.
Source: wikihow.com
Use a lemon to get rid of water stains.
Directions here.
Source: broccolicupcake.com
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24 Awesomely Creative Ways To Come Out Of The Closet
Even though coming out can be awkward and scary, people keep coming up with different ways to do it. Brave queers, we salute you.
Bake a cake:
Source: xo-e-m-m-y-ox
Make a pop-up card:
Source: halfbrows
Be your wonderful weird self about it:
Source: nice-chap
Say it on a T-shirt:
Source: peaceloveskar
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This 2004 Unaired Amy Poehler Pilot Had A Comedy Dream Team
Seriously though, the cast includes Paul Rudd, Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph, Will Arnett, Ken Marino and so much more.
The show, Soundtracks Live was a pilot filmed in 2004 that was supposed to air on VH1, but never did and has since apparently dissapeared off the face of this planet. (It is now my life's mission to find it.)
It was created by Amy Miles and Amy Poehler and the cast includes the above names plus Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Jack McBrayer and Rachel Dratch to name a few.
These photos were taken by Brandi Ediss.
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American Dads Think Moms Shouldn't Work
Seventy-eight percent of dads say moms shouldn't work full-time.
Via: pewsocialtrends.org
A large majority of dads think it's best for kids if moms don't work full-time, and almost 40% of them believe moms shouldn't work outside the home at all, according to a report released Thursday.
The study, by the Pew Research Center, found that moms have very different ideas of how much they should work. Close to 40% want to work full-time.
The researchers apparently did not ask how much dads should work.
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Shia LaBeouf Is Super Buff
Whoa.
Once upon a time, Shia LaBeouf looked like this.
Source: hotflick.net
Then he started growing up.
And got in shape for movies like "Transformers".
Source: Kristian
Now, he looks like this!
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And Now For A Delightful Gag Reel Of Classic Films From The '30s And '40s
Screwing up a scene is so much better in black and white.
Here, actors from the '30s and '40s messing up lines. "Nuts!"
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Animals March Madness, Round One: Alpacas Vs. Raccoons
The final battle of round one! See the bracket here and vote at the bottom of this post!
Exhibit A: PEEKABOO! Haha hope I didn't scare you.
Image by Amy Sancetta / AP
I just wanted to introduce you to alpacas.
I hope you have some time, because I could go on for HOURS. These littles fellas with spectacular hair are about to jump into your heart valves and stay there forever. Below, you can find just one image of a perfect alpaca. Every alpaca is perfect, though: THAT IS THE TRUTH! —Lauren Yapalater
Image by HO / Reuters
Oh, hey, what's this? A baby raccoon with a cast? I'm sorry, did your heart just melt?
Sorry about that.
I'm sure you ~think~ you know about raccoons. Maybe you've heard some bad rumors about raccoons, but I think you just might change your mind about these wonderful little scamps. —Katie Notopoulos
Source: reddit.com
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The Year's Greatest (And, OK, Only) "Mad Men" March Madness Supercut
Even Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce has an office pool! Can't wait to see which 12-seed Don likes this year.
Source: youtube.com
Via: @chrislittmann
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What Do You Love About Being Queer?
It started with one simple question that gave rise to a tumblr, a film, and now a book.
Meet Vivek Shraya:
Vivek Shraya is a talented Toronto-based musician, writer and filmmaker (with fantastic facial hair). His collection of published short stories and other projects explores gender politics, queer theory, and religion.
Source: thewandereronline.com
He had one question: What do you love about being queer?
He filmed responses in his own living room to make the documentary:
The responses were compiled on his tumblr, you can add your own as well.
Source: whatiloveaboutbeingqueer.tumblr.com
Source: whatiloveaboutbeingqueer.tumblr.com
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Man Jumps Into A Freezing River To Save Two Awesome Dogs
Your hero of the day.
Image by Rachel Sonnenshine | MLive.com
BANGOR TOWNSHIP, Mich. — On Monday afternoon, March 11, Scott Garrison was working his shift as a bartender when one of his coworkers saw two dogs walking on the frozen Kawkawlin River near the Castaways bar.
Garrison related the story to Cole Waterman of MLive "We were inside working and one of the girls I work with noticed a couple of dogs out roaming around on the river," Garrison said. "All of the sudden, she said, 'Oh my God, one fell in.' Basically, I just ran out the door and ran down to the bridge there that goes over the river. By the time I was just getting to the other side of the river, both dogs were in the water. They were kind of bobbing up and down and struggling, so I just jumped in."
Image by Rachel Sonnenshine | MLive.com
After a dramatic struggle with the dogs trapped in the icy river, Garrison was able to hoist them out of the water and save their lives. He called the Bay County Animal Control, and stayed with the dogs until they showed up. "I just waited there with them until Animal Control came," he said. "I rubbed and petted them and made sure they were OK. They were OK, but they were definitely freaked out." After the dogs were picked up, Garrison changed clothes and went back to the bar to finish his shift. Animal control was eventually able to reunite the lost dogs with their grateful owner.
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21 Tips For Surviving College Admissions Season
CHILL OUT. I mean, after all, it's just your future.
Try your best to stay calm.
The intense ramp-up can make college decisions seem like the end-all and be-all of your life thus far. THEY ARE NOT. One way or the other, YOU WILL pursue the education you want and deserve.
Via: admissionsproblems.tumblr.com
Resist the urge to discuss hypothetical outcomes that are now out of your hands.
Your friends are already anxious beyond belief. Don't be the nag who adds fuel to the fire.
Ignore oversharers.
To preserve your sanity, avoid those who can't keep their panic to themselves until the college decision dust has settled.
Manage expectations and keep an open mind. REMEMBER: There's no such thing as one "perfect" school.
Don't drink the Kool-Aid. You can thrive wherever you end up.
Source: crobledo
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11 Crazy Old Whiskey Ads That Are Clearly Drunk
These ads were created before the era of the drunken creative Mad Men. These ad men were just plain drunk.
Hmm.
A whiskey named Kinsey, and a rumpus room shot?
Yeah, I'm not touching that one with anything long and hard.
Via: vintage-ads.livejournal.com
The clean taste that 8 year-olds go for.
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"What's the outlook, beaver?"
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Summation of copy:
Some guy gave this snowman a whiskey and soda, and then he froze in place, so he can't drink it. "But you who are not a snowman are not in the fix I am in..."
Via: vintage-ads.livejournal.com
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