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For years I told my younger brother that he needed to stop annoying me or my parents would send him away like they had my older brother. I'm the oldest child, no older brother ever existed. He bought it every time; I even changed the name of the older brother each time. He never caught on, but he always stopped his annoying behaviour.
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The "Fake Catch"
The "Letter From the President"
I have a keychain that says "80% Human" on it. No one knows what this is supposed to mean (including myself) so naturally I wanted that keychain. My younger brother saw it and asked what the other 20% is. I told him that our ancestors participated in experimental studies and our DNA was to be 20% reptile. I told him the President would send him one in his 12th birthday with a note explaining what the keychain means and why he has to keep it on him at all times. He had his 12th birthday four days ago and he lost it when he received his letter from "the President", AKA me.
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